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I thought about putting this in "Other Games," but really this is too irrelevant for that.
I was feeling very bored and very reluctant to do work tonight, so I decided to pass the time by seeing what the stupidest possible results I could get out of Google were. I searched for a two-word phrase, in quotes (""). The second word was always "porn," and the first was the strangest and most non-sexual thing I could think of. Results that had the two words sequentially but not as part of a phrase (e.g., with a comma between them) were disqualified. The results, while not necessarily surprising, were interesting:
-Very few animals do not have pr0n dedicated to them, as it turns out. This is thanks to the internet's ever-growing community of furry perverts, I assume. I had to get into fairly exotic/obscure animals to not get any hits. "Aardvark porn" got respectable (in one sense only) results, as did "marsupial porn" in general; "thylacine porn," "cassowary porn" and others did not fare so well. Oddly, it seems there is an audience for "jackalope porn," though what that means is open to debate.
-As expected, "Goku porn" got about twenty thousand hits. Nothing worse than a case of the blue dragonballs, I suppose...
-"Jotun porn" got exactly one hit. I didn't click it, but it's interesting to think that someone out there hungers for mythical ice giant-on-ice giant action.
-"Mother Teresa porn," thankfully, did not appear to get any serious results. I just wish I could say the same for "Gandhi porn."
-"Merovingian porn" also got exactly one hit. It's a conspiracy.
-"Ferengi porn" got results. NO COMMENT.
And that's just for starters. How else can one have fun with Google?
I was feeling very bored and very reluctant to do work tonight, so I decided to pass the time by seeing what the stupidest possible results I could get out of Google were. I searched for a two-word phrase, in quotes (""). The second word was always "porn," and the first was the strangest and most non-sexual thing I could think of. Results that had the two words sequentially but not as part of a phrase (e.g., with a comma between them) were disqualified. The results, while not necessarily surprising, were interesting:
-Very few animals do not have pr0n dedicated to them, as it turns out. This is thanks to the internet's ever-growing community of furry perverts, I assume. I had to get into fairly exotic/obscure animals to not get any hits. "Aardvark porn" got respectable (in one sense only) results, as did "marsupial porn" in general; "thylacine porn," "cassowary porn" and others did not fare so well. Oddly, it seems there is an audience for "jackalope porn," though what that means is open to debate.
-As expected, "Goku porn" got about twenty thousand hits. Nothing worse than a case of the blue dragonballs, I suppose...
-"Jotun porn" got exactly one hit. I didn't click it, but it's interesting to think that someone out there hungers for mythical ice giant-on-ice giant action.
-"Mother Teresa porn," thankfully, did not appear to get any serious results. I just wish I could say the same for "Gandhi porn."
-"Merovingian porn" also got exactly one hit. It's a conspiracy.
-"Ferengi porn" got results. NO COMMENT.
And that's just for starters. How else can one have fun with Google?
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