What country should be kicked out of the EU

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Cort Haus


EU - Possibly, and NATO definitely . Bloody missile-wielding bureaucrats looking for action to justify their jobs one minute, and getting their asses kicked by the Taliban the next.

It's a real ***** to have friends that sail over oceans to fight beside you when the **** hits the fan, isn't it?

[notyoueither]

Get rid of the Brits.

They'd fit much better with the rest of the ****ers of the world for whom ****er is a part of the language.

[Winston]

But what about us then? We only joined back in 1973 because of the Brits (Fact).

[notyoueither]

Give up on Hans Island and you can come too. Can always us a few Vikings.

[Winston]

Hm, I dunno.. How 'bout Tasmania instead? Our Royal family practically owns that, but it's a bit out of the way, you see.

[notyoueither]

Don't try starting fights now.

If you're really good we'll leave Greenland alone.

[Winston]

Ah, but if you touch Greenland, we'll sabotage all your helicopters! No two ways about it.

Look what always happened in the past when you got uppity.

[notyoueither]

Please sabotage our helicopters. It would be safer for the crews if they were blown up on the ground.

[notyoueither]

BTW, you aren't doing well for your project. Keep it up and we'll leave you with the French.

[Odin]

The Brits, they're much better as the 51st state of the US.

[Odin]

Originally posted by Gangerolf

1905 was a big mistake

Norwegian independence was a mistake?

[Winston]

Argh.

Well, for the time being, we'll just continue weakening them from within then.



Which is actually no trivial task, considering how weak they are already.

[SlowwHand]

Do you think Cuba will be invited?

[Barnabas]

UK, because in the EU behaves as a Trojan Horse of the United States

And Malta, they speak arab there, lol

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by notyoueither
It's a real ***** to have friends that sail over oceans to fight beside you when the **** hits the fan, isn't it?

'Tis the agenda of the bureaucracy that I am opposed to, rather than the concept of defensive alliances.