"When I was a kid, it was 'sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me,'" he recalls on his first album, Take a Joke America. "Now it's 'sticks and stones may break my bones, but words may devastate my inner child forever.'" --- Carlos Mencia
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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I wish I hadn't thought about comedy.
Dr. Demento - Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection: The Greatest Novelty Records of All Time 01/01/1991Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Eddie Izzard
My friend gave me a Dane Cook album recently, and he is pretty good too.Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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I loved the "200mph" bit. That was just freaking hilarious.Originally posted by SlowwHand
Listen to some old Cosby.
"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003
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Love Mr. Executive Transvestight
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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I can see why you would like Murphy but not Izzard.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
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Eddie Izzard's comedy is very highly regarded...for English humo(u)r.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Jerry Seinfeld does absolutely brilliant standup. I was a huge fan years before the TV show.
Rita Rudner is hilarious.
Richard Prior, natch.
And Rodney Dangerfield was amazing. give Rodney some love!!
BTW Sloww, I actually own the Cosby "RIGHT!" album -- on vinyl.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
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Johnny Carson doesn't count?
Ron "Tater Salad" White for his boozin redneck humor - most states are getting rid of the death penalty, Texas is putting in an express lane
Larry the Cable Guy, thats as funny as a legless Ethiopian watching a donut roll downhill, lord please forgive me and feed the starving pygmies down there in the jungle
George Carlin is king, his HBO show in NYC '92 on the first Gulf War is HI-larious
The Coz was king before him, and just before my time
Richard Prior
Eddie Murphy
Steven Wright
Dennis Miller
Dane Cook
Lewis Black
Martin Lawrence
Undercover Brother
Andy Kaufman
Robin Williams
Dave Chappelle
Steve Martin
Rodney Dangerfield
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Eddie Izzard
Robin Williams
Bill Crosby
George Carlin
Dennis Leary
Larry the Cable Guy
Foxworthy
Tater (I believe... I'll have a scotch)
Steven Wright
edit: Lewis Black.
-ArrianLast edited by Arrian; October 3, 2006, 12:48.grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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