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  • #31
    I have OCD, and so I'm always stressing about something
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    • #32
      I'd suggest seeing a chryopractor (spelling?)

      I'm not one to normally suggest that either.
      Monkey!!!

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      • #33
        Chiropractic... I looked it up
        Monkey!!!

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        • #34
          Perhaps.

          A new symptom: It hurts when I urinate. After urination, it then hurts to stand upright.

          It seems like my body is falling apart
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          • #35
            where is the pain localized when u stand? If it is in your back you could be trying to pass a kidney stone Or have a UTI. Do you have a fever as well? Mono is a possibility but i dont know the connection to painful urniation unless you are not drinking enough water. My mother had a kidney stone and she had headaches stomache aches and pain. The fever was the cause of her dizzness and dehydration was the cause of her headaches. since it hurt to urniate she didnt want to drink fluids. Mono is a possibility so best go get that blood work to rule it out
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            • #36
              The pain is just below the belly button. I don't believe I have a fever, but I haven't checked. I do feel somewhat cold, but thats likely because its been storming outside.
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              • #37
                You dont necessairly have to runa fever but if the pain is more in ur belly then im thinking on the lines of a UTI. Do u have the urge to pee and nothing really comes out? I cant be sure but its possible. Google Urniary tract infection and see if that masks ur symptoms.
                When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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                • #38
                  Do u have the urge to pee and nothing really comes out?


                  no.

                  All I have is a sharp pain when I urinate, and occasionally when I laugh .

                  It seems strange that I'm getting these headaches, stomach aches, and now urinary issues all within a week of each other. Am I just a magnet for everything that is running around at the moment?
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                  • #39
                    Syphilis.
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Tiamat
                      Dr. Strange is right they can decommission you for a few days.
                      Decommission? Is Comrade Tassadar a boat? Maybe yoiu really meant to say " decommisar "?
                      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
                        Perhaps.

                        A new symptom: It hurts when I urinate. After urination, it then hurts to stand upright.

                        It seems like my body is falling apart
                        Comrade! You have caught das clap from das Amerikanskis spies! You will now be cured by socialist magic bullet! Da, right in ze back of your traitorous head!

                        Could be a UTI, an STD or a kidney stone.
                        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                        • #42
                          The chance of an STD is extremely unlikely, I assure you

                          Would a UTI or kidney stone cause the headaches as well?
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
                            The chance of an STD is extremely unlikely, I assure you

                            Would a UTI or kidney stone cause the headaches as well?
                            Only if it migrated up to the brain.
                            Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
                              The chance of an STD is extremely unlikely, I assure you

                              Would a UTI or kidney stone cause the headaches as well?
                              You might have a fever which you're unaware of. Fever is often accompanied by headache. Urinary tract infections can occur secondary to kidney stones. The pain in your stomach might cause you to change your posture which in turn cause your headache by straining the neck muscles. How much time elapsed between the appearance of the headaches and the appearance of the stomach pain?

                              Anyway I'm sorry to hear of your decommissioning. I hope that you won't be scrapped Perhaps you might be sold to a third world country. That way you could remain active for years. Good luck anyway.
                              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                              • #45
                                I miss old Tass..

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