This is going from memory:
"Hey, who left this garbage on the steps of the capitol?"
"I'm not garbage...
I'm an amendment-to-be,
Yes, an amendment-to-be,
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.
'Cause there's lots of flag-burners
Who have got too much freedom
And I wanna make it legal for policemen
To beat 'em!
'Cause there's limits to our liberties--
At least I hope and pray that there are,
'Cause these liberal freaks go too far."
"Why can't we just make a law against flag-burning?"
"Because that would be unconstitutional. But if we rewrite the constitution--"
"Then we could pass all sorts of crazy laws!"
"Now you're gettin' it!"
"But what if they don't pass you?"
"Then I'll crush all opposition to me!
Ted Kennedy's got to pay.
If he fights back,
I'll say that he's gay."
"Good news, Amendment, you passed! You're in the constitution now!"
"All right! Door's open, boys!"
(army of bills whooping and carrying guns/bombs flood into the capitol)
"Hey, who left this garbage on the steps of the capitol?"
"I'm not garbage...
I'm an amendment-to-be,
Yes, an amendment-to-be,
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.
'Cause there's lots of flag-burners
Who have got too much freedom
And I wanna make it legal for policemen
To beat 'em!
'Cause there's limits to our liberties--
At least I hope and pray that there are,
'Cause these liberal freaks go too far."
"Why can't we just make a law against flag-burning?"
"Because that would be unconstitutional. But if we rewrite the constitution--"
"Then we could pass all sorts of crazy laws!"
"Now you're gettin' it!"
"But what if they don't pass you?"
"Then I'll crush all opposition to me!
Ted Kennedy's got to pay.
If he fights back,
I'll say that he's gay."
"Good news, Amendment, you passed! You're in the constitution now!"
"All right! Door's open, boys!"
(army of bills whooping and carrying guns/bombs flood into the capitol)
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