Conversation Do's and Don'ts

[Wiglaf]

Which of the following are DEFINITE NO-NO'S for conversations with close friends..

1) Bad weather's coming. Oh well, it's just like rape, you got to sit back and ride it out, honey

2) What do you call a cold Jew? An iceberg! [said when the conversation is getting boring]

3) Homosexuals should receive a tax deduction for their medical condition.

4) Woman, get me some chocolate [presumably to a girlfriend in an attempt to be amusing]

5) Please stop talking about sex in front of my child [weigh the awkwardness versus the mental health of your theoretical child]

6) This hamburger looks like Terri Schiavo's face.


THank you for your input

[Snotty]

4) Woman, get me some beer

fixed. do this in front of your buddies and you will pay for it later though

I would guess #5 is the only one that would be a faux pas. If they ask you to stop then you stop, or you piss off, right?

[SlowwHand]

All are borderline mental illness.

[civman2000]

#2 is definitely fine with close friends, though it's a terrible joke.