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  • #16
    Originally posted by Alexander's Horse


    naked 11 year olds? I don't think so
    I was more thinking of scenes such as the great flood, tower of babel, destruction of sodom and gomorrah, stuff that the 11-12 group would find cool.
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    • #17
      No big deal. I've been teaching Sunday school for about 8 yeasrs now. The problem I had with having my own kids in my Sunday school class was that my son tended to act out more when I was teaching.
      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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      • #18
        Sunday school is something religious?
        I need a foot massage

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        • #19
          Yeah?

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          • #20
            Jesus Christ! There will be people whose sole knowledge of religion will come from AH? How screwed up is that?
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            • #21
              Originally posted by VJ
              Make them play Civilization IV. It starts with "In the beginning", so it's class-related.
              "Let your light be as a city on a hill"


              ...or was that, "mountain"?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Smiley


                I was more thinking of scenes such as the great flood, tower of babel, destruction of sodom and gomorrah, stuff that the 11-12 group would find cool.
                thank goodness - sorry, I must have mistaken you for Asher

                probably work better for a younger group - I'm working on the principle that 11-12 year olds want to be engaged intelligently, in fact the part that got their attention was when I mentioned science fiction
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

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                • #23
                  You should point out the endless Biblical references and allusions and metaphors in Tolkien's work.
                  "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
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                  • #24
                    Somehow, I never thought AH a pederast.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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                    • #25
                      I thought he was mormon.
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #26
                        Sunday School and the like is funny. I remember constantly asking too many questions and as a result, getting the teacher completely annoyed. Same thing happened with my confirmation classes - I constantly pissed off the priest who was in charge of it because of my questions, including the day of confirmation itself.
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                        • #27
                          Sodom and Gomorrah lends itself well to science fiction. Mistreat the alien visitors and get yourself zapped by a ray from outer space. Good stuff! Right up the 12-year-old trail of imagination. And there is even a moral to the story of Lot's wife: "Don't look back."
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                          • #28
                            when it comes to dietary law you should definitely make some good food
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                            • #29
                              AH teaching Sunday school... a sign of the Antichrist??

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                              • #30
                                Mark Twain has a great story relating to Genesis ... Adam and Eve or some such. Google it. It makes a great dramatic reading.

                                (Apparently, the "reader's theatre" version is not available free online, though "Eve's Diary" is. However, it's the combined version, which may be a post-twain adaptation possibly, doesn't seem to be copyright-free.)
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