Nazi Meklemburg

[LordShiva]

@Heresson:

Japan and China on the same side?

And we'll see your Moldova and raise you one Transdnientria!

[Heresson]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
I don't suppose you've heard about the recent closeness of China and Russia.

I did. Watch when you're turning back!
They'll stick their little knifes right into your russian holes, then!

Japan doesn't have a military that can stand up to our crusade.

that's what You think

Pakistan will not war against China.

it will against these pesky Indians
With a bit of luck, we can convince Bush it's a cowboy game and make him declare war against Indians as well.

Georgia will be pwnd.

You can't even pawn tchechenia. Who will do it for You? Armenia?

Moldova has Russian troops on it right now!!1

and they want them out to get back Naddniestrze

The Finns will just sign an alliance with the Germans.

France will come to our aid!
and Czech Republic!
And, God have mercy upon You, Belgium!


I expect a civil war in Ukraine, and help for you from Byelorus. I do expect Baltic States to stand on our side, though, and new siege of Petersburg to begin.

[Heresson]

Originally posted by LordShiva
@Heresson:

Japan and China on the same side?

That is a problem. I hope they both hate Hindus and this will unite them. That's my only hope

[Blaupanzer]

Comrade Tassader admits he is actually dead on another thread here. You have nothing to fear from the dead. On to victory!

If you are lucky you can keep the US out of it. That way you'll have no unwinnable guerilla war after the grand festivities.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Heresson


I did. Watch when you're turning back!
They'll stick their little knifes right into your russian holes, then!

Ha, perhaps in the future, but PWNING Poland is fun for the entire family. They aren't going to bail out now, especially if it means they can war with Japan.

that's what You think

I'm pretty sure that I'm right. Plus, if they try anything, teh Sino-Russo Alliance will pwn them.

it will against these pesky Indians
With a bit of luck, we can convince Bush it's a cowboy game and make him declare war against Indians as well.

Sorry, not going to work. For one, Pakistan has learned that war with India == bad. Plus, their Chinese overlords will tell them not to war with India. They will remain neutral. If not...well, I guess India could perform "counter-terrorism" operations in Pakistan.

You can't even pawn tchechenia. Who will do it for You? Armenia?

Georgia is already fragemented into 2 other states. They are in no position to challenge Russia.
As well, I believe that Chechnya has been throughly PWND. I don't think the Caucasus Republics want that sort of pwnage.

and they want them out to get back Naddniestrze

Poor Moldova

France will come to our aid!
and Czech Republic!
And, God have mercy upon You, Belgium!

France sees itself as a great leader against the American hegemony. Russia is a great ally in this, and hence, France will not war with Russia. Plus, given their history against the Germans, I'm not sure you want them on your side
The Czech Republic has Fascist Slovakia to deal with.
The Belgians might be challenging, but in the end they follow Teh Lenin and will not save you.

I expect a civil war in Ukraine, and help for you from Byelorus. I do expect Baltic States to stand on our side, though, and new siege of Petersburg to begin.

Ukraine will not have a civil war, for the Russian New Soviet Union will easy liberate the Ukraine. Belarus will pwn you moderately on the eastern border, at least until actual soldiers get to the front.
The Baltics might come to your aid, but remember what happend last time Russian aicraft entered their airspace? That's right....no response. It was completely up to us whether to pwn you or not. As well, I expect pro-Russian revolts to cause teh civil wars.

If they try to siege Leningrad, we'll nuke them.

Plus, the Indians have the support of the United States (nukes and all that), hence....it increasingly looks like Poland is going to be cut like a cake

[Heresson]

Comrade is dead? Damn, zombie Tassadar is even worse!

You will not scare our allies away. Russia will crumble; the chineese and hindu armies, instead of fighting, will settle on its free grounds, destroying the administration. One after another, the republics of federation will declare independance.Then, a great army of polar bears and polar frogs will appear next to Nowa Ziemia and attack Moscow from the east. Your Hindu allies shall die out of cold, or flee for they'll be attacked by russian youth as "czarni", taken for immigrants from Caucasus.
I expect that it will be then that a zombie army under leadership of Lenin's corpse will try to push the polar frogs away from Moscow. I expect them not to find too many human brain around and die out soon.
The victory shall be ours!

[Nubclear]

Nowa Ziemia

This is an example of why Poland needs to be wiped off the map. They can't choose whether they are are German, Latin, or Slavic and so combine the worst parts of all such languages into one.

Perhaps Russia will collapse into massive civil war and everyone will die. But Russia is evil, and hence a new zombie army will indeed rise under the leadership of Lenin. Your Horse Archers are no match for my Skeleton Army.

[Blaupanzer]

Nuke 'em all. I knew it was a mistake to let them claim, "Soviet Union? What Soviet Union? Nothing but us Russians around here." So the West let them off the hook. Now they've resurrected all those dead Soviets and are attacking again. It is every Pole's worst nightmare, to be conquered by Zombie Russians.

[Provost Harrison]

Sounds a bit like Barking And Dagenham

[Cort Haus]

Good stuff, you two nutters.

[Heresson]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar


This is an example of why Poland needs to be wiped off the map. They can't choose whether they are are German, Latin, or Slavic and so combine the worst parts of all such languages into one.

Perhaps Russia will collapse into massive civil war and everyone will die. But Russia is evil, and hence a new zombie army will indeed rise under the leadership of Lenin. Your Horse Archers are no match for my Skeleton Army.

Ha! But You do not know about our Zombie Disintegrator Device, nor about our mercenary Leprecaun army from Ireland and about army of polish undead grandmas, known as "moherowe berety"

[Flip McWho]

There was a feature in the newspaper here a saturday or two back which mentioned about the rise of these neo-nazi parties.

It mentioned at one point about how some Dad in one of these regions gave their daughter a black doll as a present for her b'day, and a bat to beat it with.

Kinda hilarious

[BeBMan]

Re: Nazi Meklemburg

Originally posted by Heresson
If You haven't noticed, neo-nazi NPD got over 7% of votes in landtag elections in Meklemburg-Hinterpommern, Germany.

Answered your PM about that - I would even post it here if you agree since it may interest others.

Unless we continue to turn this into a spam fest of course

[Heresson]

Spam? We're discussing matters of world importance here

[joncha]

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