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  • How will you get arrested?

    Let us look into the future the google way. Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotation marks! Stick your result below...
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    ...was arrested for “maintaining a common nuisance” based upon the discovery of twenty pounds of marijuana in his apartment
    Last edited by Dinner; September 16, 2006, 15:28.
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    • #3
      3 results:

      ...violating an injunction against picketing.

      ...sitting in the "whites only" section of a segregated theater in Delano, CA

      ...simple assault on an officer.

      I'm not too much of an establishment-guy, so it would seem.
      DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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      • #4
        ... for embezzling two hundred and seventy-three thousand dollars from the post office.

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        • #5
          Didn't got much - actually only two :

          "was arrested for trying to overthrow the government"

          "was arrested for a new DUI offense"

          Guess wich one was a female
          With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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          • #6
            Other results I got.

            ...was arrested for fifth degree possession of methampheamine

            ...was arrested for beating a girl to a bloody pulp after she refused to kiss him good night at the end of a first date.

            ...was arrested for unpaid debts and sent to the well known debtors prison in Marshalsea Road, The Borough, near London Bridge

            ...was arrested for protesting Herod's marriage to Herodias

            ...was arrested for the Wonderland murders in December 4, 1981
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            • #7
              "In 1872 Anthony was arrested for voting."

              "Anthony was arrested for several songs he composed over the past three years"
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #8
                did not match any documents.
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • #9
                  Terra Nullius was arrested for the brutal murder he commited.

                  Terra Nullius was arrested for this crime solely because he "wore black and listened to heavy metal".

                  At 14, Terra Nullius was arrested for manslaughter - a bar fight in the Bourbon District.
                  I don't know what I am - Pekka

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                  • #10
                    You decided you didn't want everyone to know your devilish secret?
                    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                    • #11
                      I have no idea what you're on about.
                      I don't know what I am - Pekka

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                      • #12
                        Matthew was arrested for ignoring a police officer’s instructions to explain what he was doing

                        Matthew was arrested for his politically maladroit actions and sent back to Dublin

                        Matthew was arrested for the alcohol-related offense while driving again with teenagers

                        Matthew was arrested for their murder

                        Matthew was arrested for public intoxication and possession of paraphernalia

                        Matthew was arrested for driving under the influence before being transported to Fairbanks Correctional Center

                        Matthew was arrested for violation of a restraining order

                        Matthew was arrested for holding a gun to his adoptive father's head
                        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
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                        • #13
                          was arrested for producing porn, no evidence to back it up

                          was arrested for selling telephones to ignorant people

                          was arrested for committing several bank robberies

                          was arrested for helping Gary North
                          "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                          • #14
                            was arrested for the crime, but not before she kidnapped Andy Harrison and held her hostage.

                            was arrested for allegedly embezzling two hundred and seventy-three thousand dollars from the post office

                            was arrested for not having a biz license (which he did).

                            was arrested for. contributing and resisting her arrest for not opening the door.

                            Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                            ... for embezzling two hundred and seventy-three thousand dollars from the post office.

                            heh, I know your first name!
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                            • #15
                              Using my full first name:

                              was arrested for plotting to kill the tsar (king) of Russia. He was hanged.

                              was arrested for assaulting an officer.

                              was arrested for distributing flyers ( I do that all the time...)

                              was arrested for beating his girlfriend, who eventually dropped the charges against him.
                              Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                              When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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