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Originally posted by Elok
Girl, huh? I suggest you do what my brother did in preparation for his daughter's teenage years: start a collection of exotic and nasty-looking weaponry, and keep it in a prominent place near the entrance to your house. Her future boyfriends need to know, or at least worry, that you have and like to use katanas, kama, various forms of flail, etc.
Oh, and congratulations. Guess I should have said that first.
How about a rather large nutcracker and a cigar chopperI have given that matter some thought
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So this is what happens when you don't post enough or play Civ at every available moment.
Congratulations, Flubber and Mrs.!Comment
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Congratulations!
btw, why does your daughter have a condom on her head?(\__/)
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I've already decided to shot the first boy my daughter brings home
just wing him
seeing as it will be my first offense I'll probably get only get 6 months and then 2 years probation... but it'll be worth itComment
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Congrats!
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Congrats
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Congratulations !!Comment
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congrats
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Congrats!
Does she bounce?
A guy named Flubber should have a bouncing baby girl.
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You kidding? This is AMERICA!! You'd get much less than that for a shoulder shot.Originally posted by Japher
I've already decided to shot the first boy my daughter brings home
just wing him
seeing as it will be my first offense I'll probably get only get 6 months and then 2 years probation... but it'll be worth it
(True story: This guy from my county shot and killed his brother on Christmas. Convicted of 1st degree intentional homicide. Got 1 year with Huber and 30 years prob. Thats all.)Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
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Congrats!!!
Also Japher, I thought you would have been comfortable enough to ask me to shoot/beat up/track down and make him disappear to be found in a trash can and some parts in back of the grocery store......... I mean, if you can't ask me that favour, I guess you really don't trust me then.In da butt.
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