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  • #31
    That's one thin Necronomicon you've got there
    This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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    • #32


      Parodying Chick tracts is a gold mine.

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      • #33
        Don't do witchcraft! Do your homework!
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #34
          ...

          I linked to that parody half a week ago. Nobody bothered to look. Grr.
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          • #35
            ... loinburger post are worth seeing!
            Originally posted by Elok
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            I linked to that parody half a week ago. Nobody bothered to look. Grr.
            bleh

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            • #36


              at loin and elok

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              • #37
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                • #38
                  I am half tempted to print up the Lovecraft one and stick it on all the cars of the So. Baptist church down the street that has harrassed my local comic book store.
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • #39
                    My GF said she wanted to print it out, make it into booklets like Chick's, and hand them out at Halloween. She was raised in FL (Deeeep south!), and every frigging Halloween she used to get at least two or three of those stupid things mixed in with her candy. She says she'll resist the temptation though, which is probably wise. Seeing as she now lives in Boston, probably half the kids who got them wouldn't even know what they were making fun of.

                    As for you, Lonestar, I heartily endorse your plan.
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Lonestar
                      I am half tempted to print up the Lovecraft one and stick it on all the cars of the So. Baptist church down the street that has harrassed my local comic book store.
                      Whatever for?
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • #41
                        Entertainment value, mostly.
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • #42
                          Sorry, I was unclear. I meant to ask why are they harrassing the comic shop.
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • #43
                            That, too, is probably done mostly for their entertainment.
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                            Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by DinoDoc
                              Sorry, I was unclear. I meant to ask why are they harrassing the comic shop.
                              I suspect that their particular brand of the faith prohibits "other people having fun. The Vertigo line offends us".
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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