how many girlfriends have you had dammit

[MRT144]

2. and its a great litmus test for prospective women.

[Sikander]

Using a fairly loose definition of girlfriend I've had about 10. Two that lasted for more than 3 years. I've slept with over 30 women, the vast majority 15+ years ago.

[Lazerus]

you guys really help pass the time when i'm bored

[molly bloom]

None.

I was once sent out of class for looking up girls' skirts under the desk though.


But that was a Catholic infants' school.

[Cort Haus]

Serious relationships in chronological ...

2 years - teenage sweetheart, we split when we went to college
4 years - with a feminazi man-hating b1tch - very bad move
3 months - on rebound from previous hell
5 years - with an alcoholic pyscho
10 years - current, and deffo the last. I finally got it right

plus maybe a couple o' dozen flings, one-nighters and groupie-encounters, mostly in my 'year off' between the alkie and my current, true love. The wierdest was with an Italian girl who dragged me into a nightclub toilet for sex, despite us not being able to verbally communicate.

[Zoid]

The things we do for love...

[Dis]

depends on what you consider a girlfriend I guess.

My answer would be 2. But I really didn't date either one that long.

Sometimes I think the answer is 0. Because they never actually proclaimed themsleves as my girlfriend.

[Arrian]

Two serious girlfriends, the second of whom I've married.

Plus a couple that fall into the "hooking up" category.

Great story, NYE.

-Arrian

[Provost Harrison]

6...Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters...

[Dis]

I think it's supposed to be sisters. .

I guess you like that mother daughter sex better though, huh?

[Flubber]

hmm lets see

Married now for 5 years with another 3 years together before that

Another 6 year relationship

a 2 year relationship
a girl I saw for 18 months on 2 separate occasions with a 3 year gap in between

3 different relationships that lasted 4-6 months
8 that lasted 1-4 months
11 that went between a week and a month
33 that were less than a week

* Note that on the last 2 categories I am a bit uncertain and am probably missing a few women . I am counting any girl that I went on a date with or REALLY kissed. A lot of the girls in the last category overlapped each other. Heck a good dozen women in the less than a week category and one in the 1-4 months category were in a single summer break.

So I have it at 59-- Since I am 38 and had my first date at 14, that means I have had 24 years of dating time and have averaged less than 3 women a YEAR. Even if you remove my four longest relationships, that takes away 19 years and 4 women. So 55 women in 5 years -- Thats still less than 1 girl a month.


Probably ten overall would be classed as "girlfriends". Slept with is higher than that.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Dis
I think it's supposed to be sisters. .

Only in your deranged world

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Dis
I think it's supposed to be sisters. .

I guess you like that mother daughter sex better though, huh?

Provost is almost right. The song I know is 'Mother Fist' and the lyrics do indeed mention her five DAUGHTERS.

Well now I've been on my own for many a year
Seems like I'll never get loved
Got me a hand on this brother of mine
And I'm gonna get me the rub
Turn me the lights down to a purple glow
Put Bessie Smith on the wail
Bring me the five young daughters
And help my ship to set sail

http://www.song-teksten.com/song_lyrics/marc_almond/mother_fist_and_her_five_daughters/mother_fist/

Jolly good fun it is too. The song, I mean....

[Dis]

I'm just not an expert on masturbation as you guys are. I have such a constant supply of women, I have no need to masturbate.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Dis
I'm just not an expert on masturbation as you guys are. I have such a constant supply of women, I have no need to masturbate.

So clearly the person who made all those posts complaining about not getting the regular supply of women was another poster called Dis, who had the same username as you, sounded like you, and posted pictures of you.


They just weren't you, though....


I'm reliably assured, by the way, that even men and women in relationships masturbate. Presumably they think it's always better being fondled by someone who knows you so intimately...