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    I guess I'm single male

    .. because I've been looking for decoration tips for like two years now and settled for the single guy look. What does that mean?

    My home is an entertainment center. Everything is positioned so that I can comfortable do my guy thing. I have a HUGE tv, laptop, desktop pc, xbx 360, dvd-player, stereos, huge speakers, digibox, amplifier, everything is conviniently positioned for my operating pleasures. One comfortable BIG sofa, and a rack for few items (xbox 360, dvd-player, digibox and amplifier).. I have tons of all kinds of cable, including T1 connection to the internet AND wlan connection with my laptop, both conviniently downloading at high speed at all times.

    My electricity bill would be huge if it wasn't included in rent. This amount of power would be enough to run a small country. Most stuff is wireless, because I'm classy.

    Now, if I get a girl in here to have sex with me, there is no way they're going to move here without re-designing everything, because it's a big media center now. So here is the dilemma. There is no sex that is worth having my system moved away or breaken up. In fact, if I sold this all, I'd prolly be able to buy a woman from a poor country. In fact an army of women.

    I guess I'm a single male.

    But I'm loving it.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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  • #2
    Go gay.
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3
      Make no mistakes though.. this is not a dump. I clean regurlarly, including washing the windows and floors. But everything is set up for a single man party or group of guys. But if you want to eat and play, you better clean your crap because you won't be coming back unless you know how to behave.

      Anyway, how did I do this? Well, I did work the whole summer with pretty good salary, bonuses and overtime pay (A LOT of overtime). So, I was still able to stash away the amount of money I needed for the next semester, plus I got tons of good stuff. Hard working Now I can just chill and enjoy.

      I even have time for sex now, but I just don't think I want to, I'm having virtual sex with my machines, which is way more fun. Not literally.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        Now, if I get a girl in here to have sex with me, there is no way they're going to move here without re-designing everything, because it's a big media center now. So here is the dilemma. There is no sex that is worth having my system moved away or breaken up.


        In fact, if I sold this all, I'd prolly be able to buy a woman from a poor country. In fact an army of women.

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        • #5
          I wish I had more gadgets

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          • #6
            Yeah, you can waste so much money and get crap.. you have to.. you have to follow what's up and get the good deals. I've bought some stuff used, things that were so good deal I wasn't worried about guarantee etc.. so basically, you can check out for used markets with certain products, and some you need to buy new, but even then you have to hunt for a good deal. If you have patience, you can really score good deals and save a WHOLE bunch of money. I got all my stuff from great deals, there's no way in hell I could ever afford this all if I just went out and bought them.

            Start small. Start smart. I never buy stuff when they just have come out.. too expensive.. I just wait that they come down couple of points and after that, there's always campagns, so I'm waiting for them campagns and then score fast. I also had a friend working in a place where he could buy all this stuff for fraction of the price, new. They were stuff that was sent back from the customers because they didn't pay it on time or what ever. So perfectly good items, and you got some kind of weird guarantee on those too, but it was only for employees. I naturally pillaged the stock using my friend, who was able to go and shop there.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #7
              There's no dilemma, Pekka. Just act like an American, and move into a bigger place. You will still have your area while having lots of sex.
              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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              • #8
                Of course. Except that living in a big house in here equals being a millionaire. SO.. I'll just have to move to other markets with more reasonable prices I'm not giving up my media center. There's no reason for it. Except chicks hate them, but so what, if they can't let me have what I like and they don't have to worry about it, it's their fault and I want none of it.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  Re: I guess I'm single male

                  Originally posted by Pekka
                  .. because I've been looking for decoration tips for like two years now and settled for the single guy look. What does that mean?

                  My home is an entertainment center. Everything is positioned so that I can comfortable do my guy thing. I have a HUGE tv, laptop, desktop pc, xbx 360, dvd-player, stereos, huge speakers, digibox, amplifier, everything is conviniently positioned for my operating pleasures. One comfortable BIG sofa, and a rack for few items (xbox 360, dvd-player, digibox and amplifier).. I have tons of all kinds of cable, including T1 connection to the internet AND wlan connection with my laptop, both conviniently downloading at high speed at all times.

                  My electricity bill would be huge if it wasn't included in rent. This amount of power would be enough to run a small country. Most stuff is wireless, because I'm classy.

                  Now, if I get a girl in here to have sex with me, there is no way they're going to move here without re-designing everything, because it's a big media center now. So here is the dilemma. There is no sex that is worth having my system moved away or breaken up. In fact, if I sold this all, I'd prolly be able to buy a woman from a poor country. In fact an army of women.

                  I guess I'm a single male.

                  But I'm loving it.
                  That describes my life exactly, except I don't have an Xbox, but have a bigger TV
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #10
                    get xbox 360 with all the stuff.. it's great.
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • #11
                      What? You can have sex with a girl (or girls plural!) without them moving in and taking over.

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                      • #12
                        army of women.

                        pekka

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