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Which means, don't lie in court.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Why should it take court? Why wouldn't your word be good always?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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Don't ask me, ask the ancient Hebrews.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Wasn't this the commandment most often used by the kings of Europe to justify their rule? I.e. "Our Father the Tsar"?"Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
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But killing a million is just a statistic, according to your Uncle Joe.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Why not. Killing even one person is extreme.
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Thou shall honor your UncleOriginally posted by MichaeltheGreat
But killing a million is just a statistic, according to your Uncle Joe.
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Remember, different religions have different Commandments.
"Which 10 Commandments" Link
In the Catholic, the 5th Commandment is Thou Shalt Not Kill. In the Jewish and Protestant, the 5th Commandment is "Honor thy Father and Mother."Comment
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im not all that relegious but i think it means to honor those that gave u life. Regardless if they turned out to be drug addicted child molesters. What do you do then?When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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Honor them from a secret location in another state / province.Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
im not all that relegious but i think it means to honor those that gave u life. Regardless if they turned out to be drug addicted child molesters. What do you do then?He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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bull****, thats part of their life. only jesus put his mothers life on hold, every other parent has had a choice.Originally posted by SlowwHand
They only put the rest of their life on hold to try and raise you."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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Cathechism of Catholic Church
SECTION TWO
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
CHAPTER TWO
"YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF"
ARTICLE 4
THE FOURTH COMMANDMENT
Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land which the Lord your God gives you.4
He was obedient to them.5
The Lord Jesus himself recalled the force of this "commandment of God."6 The Apostle teaches: "Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right. 'Honor your father and mother,' (This is the first commandment with a promise.) 'that it may be well with you and that you may live long on the earth."'
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Bull****? Either you're not a parent, or you're a piss-poor parent. Of course it's a choice. What's your point?Originally posted by MRT144
bull****, thats part of their life. only jesus put his mothers life on hold, every other parent has had a choice.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Yeah, well, Uncle Joe never sent me any birthday presents, and he always smelled of vodka at family reunions, so I never paid much attention to what he said.Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
But killing a million is just a statistic, according to your Uncle Joe.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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In the days before welfare states etc. the only way mother and father would live to a ripe old age was if their kids looked after them. It's saying, look after your parents and your kids will look after you, therefore giving you a longer happier life.But number 5 is to honor your father and mother. And this has extra associated with it (that your days may be long upon the earth).Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
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