Birthdays Out The Wazoo

[SlowwHand]

MrFun, FrustratedPoet, and Laureatus all further their trip down the road to geezerhood today.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Stuie]

Mr Fun already started his own look-at-me-it's-my-birthday thread.

Birthday happiness to all!

[Winston]

Yeah, Happy Birthday folks!

Leave the cane at home, just this one time of the year!

[MrFun]

thanks, Slowwy

[duke o' york]

[SlowwHand]

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her
faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.



One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.







The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some
bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the
bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to
leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I
wonder if there are any more around here?"







Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the
leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"







Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must
be up The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.







The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!







Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and
thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits
down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and
just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.







"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
leopard!







Moral of the story...







Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and
skill! Bull**** and brilliance only come with age and experience.If you
don't send this to five "old" friends right away there will be five fewer
people laughing in the world.I am in no way insinuating that any of you are
old, some are just more "youth challenged" than others!!!!

[notyoueither]

:beer:

[Grandpa Troll]

Happy Birthday's one and all