GOP Senate candidate admits Clinton, Carter were appointed by God

[lord of the mark]

"chegitz" guevera


"The GOP does owe her big time, and has helped her. They gave her a solid GOP district from which to launch her congressional career, but she's gone bat-**** crazy. The GOP thinks she's hhurting their chances to get rid of Bil Nelson, but probably the only GOPer who could beat him would be Jew Bush. They do recognize, however, that she's a lightening rod for everyone who's pissed off about 2000, which is a sizeable chunk of the state. If she'd waited a few more years, she might have had a decent shot."

"If you cut us loose, where will old Jews go to die?"

I realize the first is a typo, and it would be oh so fuddy duddy of me to be offended by the latter (and id be bombarded with quotes from (elderly?) Jewish comedians if I indicated I was) even though on Sunday I attended the funeral of a lovely old Jewish lady, who never lived in Florida.

[Winston]

[Arrian]

Hi! I'm just stopping by to encourage you to vote for Katherine Harris! She has been CHOSEN by the LORD! Gotta go, lots of houses to visit!

[DrS]

GOP Senate candidate admits Clinton, Carter were appointed by God

...and Bush was appointed by the supreme court.

[Arrian]

Divine Inspiration! GOD IS STILL SPEAKING!! LOL SINNERS!



-Arrian

[MichaeltheGreat]

Re: GOP Senate candidate admits Clinton, Carter were appointed by God

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Oh, and first person to square the two boldface quotes wins a cookie...

It's all God's will. God chooses those who are elected, so if God chooses the righteous for us, it is because His plan has reached the point where he intends to glorify this great Christian nation. However, if God chooses to elect liberals, sodomites, heathens and other sinners to represent us, it is because He has decided we need to legislate sin and descend into a cesspool of immorality as a preparation for a healing, cleansing fire to purify us and make us a Godly nation ready to do His works.

[Arrian]

Or, to boil it down to a soundbite (this is, after all, the 21st century):

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

-Arrian

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Arrian
Or, to boil it down to a soundbite (this is, after all, the 21st century):

Or the 58th century, depending on your point of view.

[Winston]

Jewish one up-manship.

[Arrian]

Originally posted by lord of the mark


Or the 58th century, depending on your point of view.

Bah, that's so Old Testament.

-Arrian

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Arrian


Bah, that's so Old Testament.

-Arrian

make new friends and keep the old .........

[Arrian]

Well, as far as I'm concerned, Bagels alone make up for the whole "killing Jesus" thing.

-Arrian

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Arrian
Well, as far as I'm concerned, Bagels alone make up for the whole "killing Jesus" thing.

-Arrian

one is silver and the others gold.

Bagels - but can we forgive the goyim and the assimilated Jews for - sigh - cranberry bagels? Jalapeno bagels?

its plain, onion, poppy, and salt. Thats it. Even rye, pumpernickle, and sesame are questionable to me.

No one really understands the joy of a salt bagel any more. Or of a salt stick.

On a happier note, POTM has come back from the USY (united synagogue youth) end of summer regional encampment, and now wants to go to international convention in Boston. How can we say no?

[Winston]

Originally posted by lord of the mark
How can we say no?

Just tell her John Kerry lives there, that ought to do it.

[Arrian]

Bagels - but can we forgive the goyim and the assimilated Jews for - sigh - cranberry bagels? Jalapeno bagels?

its plain, onion, poppy, and salt. Thats it. Even rye, pumpernickle, and sesame are questionable to me.

No one really understands the joy of a salt bagel any more. Or of a salt stick.

Heh. I enjoyed my raisin bagel (w/peanut butter, of course) this morning.

What could possibly be wrong with a garlic bagel?

-Arrian