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  • #16
    This is disturbing
    I need a foot massage

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    • #17
      Not half as disturbing as her makeup in 2000.
      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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      • #18
        Originally posted by DanS
        Not half as disturbing as her makeup in 2000.
        Now I remember Harris.

        Good gawd.
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        • #19
          Can someone please make a case for keeping Florida in the country? Because, honestly, I'm not seeing any downside to cutting those maniacs loose.
          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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          • #20
            Originally posted by DinoDoc
            Florida is amusing.
            Yep.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #21
              Originally posted by DanS
              If she had fixed the 2000 elections, then the GOP would owe her big time. Rather, she doesn't seem to have much support for her Senate run. At a minimum, the national party treats her as toxic.


              The GOP does owe her big time, and has helped her. They gave her a solid GOP district from which to launch her congressional career, but she's gone bat-**** crazy. The GOP thinks she's hhurting their chances to get rid of Bil Nelson, but probably the only GOPer who could beat him would be Jew Bush. They do recognize, however, that she's a lightening rod for everyone who's pissed off about 2000, which is a sizeable chunk of the state. If she'd waited a few more years, she might have had a decent shot.

              The more serious problem is that in a year where the election's a referendum on the President, she really focuses attention on the fraudulent nature of his first "election."

              Lest you think she didn't fix the election, the State admitted without admitting that it fixed the elections in a consent decree with the ACLU. They said, we didn't do it, but we'll fix it so it won't happen again. She broke at least three Florida laws in 2000l.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Guynemer
                Can someone please make a case for keeping Florida in the country? Because, honestly, I'm not seeing any downside to cutting those maniacs loose.
                If you cut us loose, where will old Jews go to die?
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Blaupanzer
                  I predict she is going to get creamed in the primary vote.


                  She's the front of the pack by quite a bit, despite the GOP leadership's fleeing as far and as fast as they can from her.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    Originally posted by Blaupanzer
                    I predict she is going to get creamed in the primary vote.


                    She's the front of the pack by quite a bit, despite the GOP leadership's fleeing as far and as fast as they can from her.
                    The candidate with the biggest t!ts always has the early lead.
                    He's got the Midas touch.
                    But he touched it too much!
                    Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Oerdin
                      Apparently even the Freepers are pissed off about this one. When even the nutters at Free Republic can tell that they are being pandered to then it tells me the Republicans are doing something wrong. Or at least this person is doing something wrong.
                      I checked Free Republic and this statement by Harris is quite controversal. But it seems that a small majority of them are defending her "honesty" and most of the ones who have a problem with her are annoyed that she said "Christian" instead of "Judeo-Christian"
                      Stop Quoting Ben

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                      • #26
                        Olberman keeps playing that clip of her on Hannity and Colmes where she turns toward the camera and her ever present smile disappears as she looks into the lens to announce how she is not only in the race but she's going to win. The serious, no, menacing look on her face was

                        Yay, go forth as shepherds to gather the flock... and WIN!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Sikander
                          The candidate with the biggest t!ts always has the early lead.


                          She's the only one with name recognition.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #28
                            Waitasec...so if the Christians voted...and LOST...and Kinky Friedman became President...does that mean it was God's will and Christians should now follow Kinky as the Lord's Chosen?
                            "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                            "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                            "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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                            • #29
                              No, it means Christians weren't following God's will, cuz God only wants born again Christians to rule.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #30
                                If she was a good christian woman she wouldnt run for office but stay at home and breed new soldiers for the next crusade.

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