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    There is something wild and active here.

    I'm drinking a bottle of me scrumpy. I went to a 70's party. I made out with me girlfriend. I got kind of drunk. Some English ass started hitting on me girlfriend, he told me to "shove off because I have this girl", to which I said "oh, is that right?" He bet me five dollars that he could take her home and I couldn't. The poor bastard didn't know she practically lived at my place. Of course he lost.

    Any way, I still feel like drinking so the lady friend has gone to bed and I'm stuck drinking the only alcohol left in my house. That is me scrumpy made with an old fashioned recipe complete with rotting cow flesh. It still tastes a bit under aged (it isn't supposed to be drunken until November) but it ain't bad.
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    I made a bet with a guy some 3 months ago. But it wasn't who was gonna take her home. She was one of my friends and I knew he was getting on her nerves. I told him so, he said no way, I'm gonna leave with her. I said no way, he said I'll bet you 50$ I will, I said sure why not.

    Guess what, he gave me the 50$.

    Haha


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    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    • #3
      How's that head feeling?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        The head feels remarkably good but just about the only thing worse then waking up with cotton mouth is waking up with cotton mouth and scrumpy breath.

        The scumpy is just about properly aged. It has a slightly odd smell to it but it is an earthy smell full of character. Meaning while the scrumpy itself has become dry and remarkably clear. When I first made the stuff it was so cloudy it looked like a bottle of "pure evil" (I'm using MikeH's term here). I think I put a bit to much priming sugar in it though because the bubbling is a bit vigerous at first but it calms down nicely and is actually fairly pleasant to drink.
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        • #5
          After a point almost anything is less bad.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Don't knock it until you tried it, my friend. Scumpy is a time tested English tradition.
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            • #7
              So is Mad Dog 20/20 here, but I wouldn't advise it.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                My friends and I actually used to buy MD 20/20 when we were in high school. It was the absolute cheapest liquor on sale in 7/11. :ick:
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                • #9
                  I know how it is. Boone's Farm, same thing. Thunderbird, ditto.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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