Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

How not to organise a 21st birthday party

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • How not to organise a 21st birthday party

    An intern from Citigroup in London send out an email to a group of friends about her 21st birthday party. Unfortunately it got leaked, and has now gone around the entire City of London - all the investment banks, finance houses, etc. It's even been reported in The Times and The Financial Times. Poor poor girl.

    The actual invite is at the bottom:


    -----Original Message-----
    From: Meyer, Elizabeth Jane [CIB-HR]
    [mailto:elizabeth.jane.meyer@citigroup.com]
    Sent: 24 August 2006 09:15
    Subject: FW:

    Oh my god! Read from the bottom! Its gone not only to EVERYONE in citi
    but i've just been told by my boss its gone all over the banks and
    they're all laughing about it.


    -----Original Message-----
    From: Nagy, Chrissie [CIB-HR]
    Sent: Thursday, August 24, 2006 8:56 AM
    To: *HR UK Capital Markets
    Subject: FW:


    Hi all, for your reading pleasure...please start at the bottom, it's
    hilarious!!

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Spencer, Emma [CIB-HR]
    Sent: 23 August 2006 18:13
    To: Harker, John [CIB-HR]; Nagy, Chrissie [CIB-HR]; Patterson, Jarrod
    [CIB-HR]; Gore, Ian [CIB-HR]
    Subject: FW:


    As previously discussed.... maybe we need to revisit the intern
    selection criteria, I think the emphasis on control may be too high!


    -----Original Message-----
    From: Burgess, Charles [CIR]
    To: Jourdier, Sophie [CIR]; Halcrow, Alastair [CIB-EQTY]; Lucas, Ruth L
    [CIR]
    Sent: Mon Aug 21 18:17:42 2006
    Subject: FW:

    Please read below when you get 5 mins

    Charlie Burgess
    Chemicals Research Team
    European Equity Research
    Citigroup Investment Research
    Tel +44 20 7986 4085
    Fax +44 20 7986 4289
    Email charles.burgess@citigroup.com


    ______________________________________________
    From: Leyland, Oliver [CIR]
    Sent: 21 August 2006 18:07
    To: Coombs, Andrew [CIR]; Malaiya, Ruchi [CIR]; Chai, Tak [CIR];
    Thorpe, Lauren [CIR]; Shaw, Timothy1 [CIR]; Burgess, Charles [CIR]
    Subject: RE:

    "It goes without saying that the more upper-class you dress, the less
    likely you shall be denied entry."...!!

    it also goes without saying that the more i read of that, the less
    likely i am to contain my mirth

    _____________________________________________
    From: Coombs, Andrew [CIR]
    Sent: 21 August 2006 18:02
    To: Malaiya, Ruchi [CIR]; Chai, Tak [CIR]; Leyland, Oliver [CIR];
    Thorpe, Lauren [CIR]; Shaw, Timothy1 [CIR]
    Subject:





    ______________________________________________
    From: Parkes, Tracy [CIR]
    Sent: 21 August 2006 17:51
    To: Garrod, Daniel [CIR]; Coombs, Andrew [CIR]
    Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party



    ______________________________________________
    From: Rehman, Heidy [CIR]
    Sent: 18 August 2006 11:52
    To: Parkes, Tracy [CIR]; Doyle, Marcia [CIR]
    Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party

    You have to read this.....from the intern working on the property team -
    I can hardly contain myself!

    ______________________________________________
    From: Stewart, Catherine [CIR]
    Sent: 18 August 2006 11:48
    To: Rehman, Heidy [CIR]
    Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party

    .. I don't like to spread things... I feel quite bad really - but you
    just HAVE to read this....

    ______________________________________________
    From: Plemic, Maria [CIB-EQTY]
    Sent: 18 August 2006 11:28
    To: Stewart, Catherine [CIR]
    Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party

    Cathy, do you know this girl below...Lucy? Think she is in research.
    This is outrageous, read the invite!!!!!!!!!

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Ahmed, Omar1 [CIB-EQTY]
    Sent: 18 August 2006 11:25
    To: Plemic, Maria [CIB-EQTY]
    Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party



    -----Original Message-----
    From: Copestake, Alexandra [CIB-EQTY]
    Sent: 18 August 2006 11:23
    To: Ahmed, Omar1 [CIB-EQTY]
    Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party



    -----Original Message-----
    From: Choi, Stephanie [CIB-EQTY]
    Sent: 18 August 2006 08:42
    To: Copestake, Alexandra [CIB-EQTY]; Reed-Sperrin, Rebecca
    [CIB-EQTY]; Thakore, Rukmini Anil [CIB-EQTY]; Baker, Thomas Kennett
    [CIB-EQTY]; Austin, Matthew Lorenzo [CIB-EQTY]; Ibidunni, Funmi
    [CIB-EQTY]; Li, Heung [CIB-EQTY]; Endo, Kaya [CIB-EQTY]; Long, Chen
    [CIB-EQTY]; Tan, Jia-Hong [CIB-EQTY]; Alan, Ibi [CIB-EQTY]; Evans,
    Matthew Neil [CIB-EQTY]
    Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party

    her best yet...........enjoy

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Gajowniczek, Aleksander Jozef [CIB-FI]
    Sent: 18 August 2006 08:16
    To: Choi, Stephanie [CIB-EQTY]
    Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party

    Enjoy

    Regardless of the fact that we haven't been invited, pangea still seems
    to be the plan for tonight though.

    Olek



    -----Original Message-----
    From: Gao, Lucy [CIR]
    Sent: 16 August 2006 12:53
    To: Curwen, Phoebe Sarah [CIB-GTS]; Olea, Ovidiu [CIB-GTS]; Brennan,
    Paul1 [CIB-GTS]; Cartwright, Nick James Peter [CIB-GTS]; Casey, Krystal
    [CIB-CRRM]; Croatto, Marco [CIB-GTS]; Gayeva, Ulyana [CIB-GTS]; Jensen,
    Kim [CIB-GTS]; Lvov, Nikolay [CIB-GBKG]; Seugnet, Sophie [CIB-GTS];
    Spencer, Harry Belford [CIB-GTS]; Andrews, Edward John [CIB-GBKG];
    Schwarz, Daniel Christopher [CIB-FI]; Seugnet, Sophie [CIB-GTS]; Zhuk,
    Dmitry [CIR]; Chinelato, Marcelo [CIB-GBKG]; Moratti, Andrea [CIB-FI];
    Butler, Rachel Louise [CIB-FI]; Lin, Jingjing [CIR]
    Cc: 'Theodore Kyriacou'; Choi, Alan [CIB-GBKG];
    'sophie.sandner@luxurypublishing.com'; 'olga.x.bogdanova@hsbcib.com';
    'jessica.boen@allianzglobalrisks.co.uk'; 'colin.kelly@hsbcib.com';
    'Gill, Sanampreet'; 'Entwisle, Sunita (IBK EMEA)';
    'mandeep.samra@balliol.ox.ac.uk'; 'kate.tolley@balliol.ox.ac.uk';
    'lisema777@yahoo.co.uk'; 'pegger_007@hotmail.com';
    'psatiarthi@googlemail.com'; 'destinysy2k1@hotmail.com'
    Subject: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party


    Dear Friends,

    Thank you for all your replies and I am glad all of you can come this
    Friday to celebrate my 21st with me.
    Please read ALL the following to ensure your entry into the Ritz.

    Lucy's 21st Birthday Party
    at The Ritz Hotel London

    Friday, 18th of August
    9pm Champagne Reception
    10pm Photo Shoots
    10:30pm Blowing Candles

    Mid-night Pangaea, Mayfair


    I have arranged the Ritz to host a Champagne Reception with a selection of Ritz Champagne for all my guests, this will be on me so please come and indulge.

    A specially made birthday cake has also been ordered and the Ritz waiters will kindly serve you each a generous slice with Ritz cutleries, etc...also on me.

    INSTRUCTIONS FOR ENTRY:
    * When you arrive, take the Hotel entry on the opposite side of the Green Park tube station [Please refer to your arrival time at the end of this email]
    * When asked "how can I help you Sir/Madame?", you reply "I am here for Lucy's Birthday Party at the Rivoli Bar"
    * You will be escorted to the lounge area next to the Rivoli bar, where you will hopefully see a gorgeous group of ladies.

    If you experience any issues getting in or getting to the Ritz, please call my mobile on 07782 205 450 and my PA Ms Gill will kindly deal with your queries between 8:30pm to 10pm.

    STRICT DRESS CODE:
    Gentlemen: Jacket, shirt, and please also bring a tie (no jeans, trainers, flip-flops, polo-shirts)
    Ladies: skirt/top, cocktail dress (no denim, min-skirts, flip-flips, bad tastes)
    Advice 1: It goes without saying that the more upper-class you dress, the less likely you shall be denied entry.
    Advice 2: Photos will be taken between 10pm to 10:30pm, and these will be distributed once processed, therefore you may want to be well-groomed!

    Finally...
    I will be accepting cards and small gifts between 9pm to 11pm... hehehe

    I very much look forward to seeing you all at the Ritz this Friday.

    Lucy

    ARRIVAL TIMES: [Please stick to these as best as you can, thank you]
    9:00pm: Lucy, Sophie Sandner, Kajai, Mandeep, Preet, Sanami, Su, Lisa,
    Kate. 9:15pm: Phoebe, Sophie Seugnet, Theo, Dmitry, Ed, Nikolay, Paul, Nick, Harry.
    9:30pm: Marco, Andrea, Jess, Ovi, Yuki, Olga, Kim, Marcelo, Ulyana, Krystal, Dan.
    9:45pm: Sunita, Alan, JingJing, Emma.
    10:00pm: Anthony, Rachel, Roger, Uli, Yogi, Gharzi


    Lucy Gao
    Citigroup | Real Estate Equity Research
    4th Floor, Citigroup Centre (CGC1)
    25 Canada Square, London E14 5LB
    Direct Line:
    Fax:
    Mobile:
    Email: lucy.gao@citigroup.com



    Internships in the City are basically 10 week interviews for the graduate programme. I'm guessing she'll have a bit of trouble. However in her defense, she was writing it tongue-in-cheek, and it was only sent to her friends. It's still hilarious though Bit wishing I'd gone though

    A few interesting bits, Pangaea is *the* exclusive club in London, being members only and with an average spend of well over £400 a night per person. An amazing club though (it was an Alpha Nights party, so wasn't members only that Friday).

    And yes, she does go to Oxford. Luckily I don't know her, but she'll have such a reputation by the time she gets back.
    Smile
    For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
    But he would think of something

    "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

  • #2
    Kind of full of herself.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

    Comment


    • #3
      Who the **** has a photo shoot on their birthday?
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

      Comment


      • #4
        Yea, this thing is all over European and, I guess, US, bankers' emails lol. Some 150% spoiled intern decided to throw a party
        Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
        Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
        Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

        Comment


        • #5
          Drogue, you sure it was tongue in cheek?
          Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
          Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
          Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

          Comment


          • #6
            I hope it was a nice party at least.

            Comment


            • #7
              If not, I hope everyone stuck to their allotted arrival time at least.
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

              Comment


              • #8
                People shouldn't be throwing BD parties.
                DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

                Comment


                • #9
                  wowser
                  Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                  Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                  Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Saras: yes it was. She wrote a response email to the Citi interns. Also, isn't it a bit obvious? Maybe I've been in the Oxford bubble too long, but this kind of faux-posh thing happens quite a lot. Like a group of people going to formal hall (where most people where shirt and jeans or trousers) in black tie.

                    Lots of emails get sent like that, everyone who was invited knew what she meant. And it was (reportedly) a fantastic night.

                    Lorizael: the type of student who earns ~£800 a week for their summer holiday and has posh parents.
                    Smile
                    For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                    But he would think of something

                    "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

                    Comment


                    • #11


                      The one with "Lucy Gao kicked me out of the Ritz" is pretty cool .
                      Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Poor girl
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LordShiva
                          Poor girl
                          Agreed. This is sick, getting bullied on such a scale for inviting people to a party, albeit in a bit of an awkward way.

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            You know what? This isn't in the least bit interesting.

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sandman
                              You know what? This isn't in the least bit interesting.
                              The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X