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  • New spaceship to be named "The Onion"

    Source: Associated Press and yours truly..


    Astronaut lets name of new spaceship slip

    CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. — The name of the new vehicle that NASA hopes will take astronauts back to the moon was supposed to be hush-hush until next week.

    But apparently U.S. astronaut Jeff Williams, floating 220 miles above Earth at the international space station, didn't get the memo.

    Williams let it slip today that the new vehicle's name is Onion.

    "We've been calling it the crew exploration vehicle for several years, but today it has a name — Onion," Williams said, taping a message in advance for the space agency that was transmitted accidentally over space-to-ground radio.

    NASA planned to reveal the new name Aug. 31, when the space agency also announces which contractor will build the vehicle. Competing for the award are Lockheed Martin and a team made up of Northrop Grumman and Boeing.

    The crew exploration vehicle will replace the space shuttle program after it ends in 2010. Earlier this summer, NASA announced the names of the rockets that will propel the crew exploration vehicle and a cargo vehicle, respectively Ares I and Ares V.

    NASA spokesman Michael Braukus in Washington said the space agency has been looking at several names and that nothing was official until the formal announcement next week.

    "My next phone call is to Houston asking, 'What's going on?'" Braukus said.


    Houston Chronicle article, for real.

  • #2
    My feeling is it's got an uncanny resemblance to one.... kind of how like the old lunar lander was called the bug.
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    • #3
      Hmm.

      What interests me more is the Ares rocket.

      Perhaps an indication of the next point of destination :hopeful:
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      • #4
        or knowing the current trends, potential military uses...
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        • #5
          Or maybe they call it the Onion because its all a hoax...


          Eh, the article says it's Orion... With an R.

          But I quess the N was "your's truly"...
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          • #6
            Eh? They must've misspelled it in the article then. Journalists..

            I can see how it got its name; it looks much more like an onion than, say, an asparagus.

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            • #7
              Onion or Orion?

              That is the question...

              Does look like an Onion though...
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              • #8
                It's ORION, not Onion.

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                • #9
                  I thought the source was going to be theonion.com.
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