What's in the Warehouse?

[Lonestar]

Remember the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark? Ever wonder that's inside? I know I have. Here's a open random box link, though the purpose of this thread is to add your own.

I'll start off.





A lead key. With the key is a note: "Not to be used to lock up toys"


A chemical formula for introducing photosynthesis in humans.

A Dusty stack of staple papers. The cover sheet says "The Phantom Menace-revised screenplay".

Two bodies with enlarged heads and eyes, no nose worth mentioning. "Aurora, Texas 1897" is stamped on the crate.


Steam Locomotive, recovered from Spanish Mission archeological site in Southern California. When the steam engine is started, it gains the ability to fly. In the engineering compartment is a deactivated screen that had a three-prong symbol at one point.

[DaShi]

The remains of Communism.

[Kassiopeia]

A shimmering golden orb with curious protrusions that looks like a hedgehog or a seamine. You touch one of the protrusions and feel a faint jolt. If it is pulled out, it is revealed to be a transparent rod with a mysterious blue essence flowing inside it. If a person touches this essence, he gains the strength of ten men.

[SlowwHand]

You open one of the 995 boxes on this floor and find...

An old 360k, 5.25 inch floppy disk, readable on an IBM compatible computer. It contains one file, goodtims.bin. If that file is attached to an E-Mail message and sent, the recipient's computer will crash with a destroyed hard drive (or appropriate malfunction) as soon as the message is opened, regardless of the type of computer was used.

[SlowwHand]

You open the lid of the dumpster, and peer inside to see . . .
. . . a yellow and white checkered sphere bearing four faces painted in black. As you turn the heavy object over within your palms, you hear a series of faint clicking noises coming from within. Reaching into the crate again, you pull out a manual entitled, simply, "The Mark One Spinning Face - Deadly accurate. Pneumatic-driven. No system clocks. Will never crash." The rest of the manual is written in a pictographic language you are unable to decypher.

[DaShi]

A small lead bullet that twists and turns in the air whenever you throw it.

[Kassiopeia]

The bullet with your name on it. Hold on to it.

[duke o' york]

The decaying corpse of the real Faded Glory.

[Cort Haus]

The magic bullet that shot JFK.

[Sandman]

Fez.

[Winston]

A crumbled up typewritten memo on how to make interesting TV, in three easy steps.

[Tattila the Hun]

The greatest, best, most arousing porn ever created by humanity... On Betamax.

[Unspeakable Horror]

[rah]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
The magic bullet that shot JFK.

The magic luggie that hit Kramer.

[MMC]

Beneath a layer of Serbo-Croatian newspapers, soggy with a bubbling green liquid that smells like barbecue sauce, you uncover . . .
A pocket watch made entirely out of celery, yet it keeps accurate time. If the red button on the lower left side is pressed at 1:00, 3:45 am and 4:47 pm it cures athletes foot. At 6:30 Pm on a sunday, in a leap year in September it will cure your ice cream headache. If you hold it up to the light at 3:21 PM on Monday it tells you who is really in charge. But only if you are in Nepal.A floating computer sold by a messiah in only the deepest reaches of siberian Australia. If the 5/% button is pushed it instanly runs away screaming "oh tiki tiki booth woood!!!!"