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I plan to mess with Texas.
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Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!Originally posted by SlowwHand
please vote for Texas
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Voted for Texas
And I thought it was one of the best ones, at that (the third best one, after the bBrain on Drugs one, and the Incredible Edible Egg one)"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
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I like "Don't Mess With Texas" as a basic concept. The followup is "In fact don't go near the place." Sort of like "Don't mess with mountain lions," yah know. Hope you win Sloww!
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