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    Today's Headlines

    Let's see how well Apolyton can do writing headlines. Examples follow:


    Gerry and the Pacemaker

    Gerald Ford receives a pacemaker at the Mayo Clinic.


    Snacks on a Plane

    Ramsey murder suspect returns to the U.S. from Thailand and is wined and dined enroute.
    He's got the Midas touch.
    But he touched it too much!
    Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
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    Another One Bites the Dust

    Nice thread idea proves to be too much work for participants, plummets for eight hours; Winston wakes up.

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    • #3
      Cigerettes Linked to Clown Death

      Winstons are especially known to kill joy.
      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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      • #4
        Maybe nobody here knows what's going on in the real world.
        No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
        "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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        • #5
          Blowing .... in the Wind

          Bob Dylan says modern music is worthless
          "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

          “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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          • #6
            Yes, Virginia, there is a real world

            Apolytoners realize there is a world outside of Apolyton

            alternate:
            Yes, Virginia, there is a violent criminal on the loose

            <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
            I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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