Oh dear god, the poor poor children

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Elok
Mormons and their magic underwear.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by elle


Go figure.

But no worries, Dis. Oerdin will explain it all to you when he comes around next.

Right Oerdin?

Er... This is a family forum so...

[Elok]

Spiff, Mormons are rumored to have this special kind of underwear that they're supposed to wear 24/7. Supposedly the really devout ones shower their bodies by sections, and re-underclothe one part before stripping and showering the next so that they're never entirely naked. This is all hearsay though. I was never curious enough to investigate the rumors.

[Dry]

Originally posted by Elok
1. What do the pants supposedly symbolize? I don't remember any verse about "the codpiece of righteousness" or anything.

Righteousness is the armor.
The pants may be the belt of truth or the shoes of peace.

What is missing is the sword of the spirit.
... maybe they don't need any?

[General Ludd]

Silly, but it's better than the other end of the spectrum which has children's lingerie.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Elok
Spiff, Mormons are rumored to have this special kind of underwear that they're supposed to wear 24/7. Supposedly the really devout ones shower their bodies by sections, and re-underclothe one part before stripping and showering the next so that they're never entirely naked. This is all hearsay though. I was never curious enough to investigate the rumors.

As a nudist, I can only be outraged by this

Maybe I'll need to change my Jihad

[Dis]

Originally posted by General Ludd
Silly, but it's better than the other end of the spectrum which has children's lingerie.

surely you are joking. Children's lingerie?

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Dis
surely you are joking. Children's lingerie?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/fairplay/reports/tweenagers.shtml

[lord of the mark]

armor pajamas are no worse, than, say, Ninja turtle pajamas.

And the idea of feeling protected at bed time is pretty widespread - lots of religions have bed time prayers.

I can imagine a lot of kids finding this cool.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by lord of the mark
armor pajamas are no worse, than, say, Ninja turtle pajamas.

Yes. But crusader pajamas are quite a bit worse than regular pjs.

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Spiffor

Yes. But crusader pajamas are quite a bit worse than regular pjs.

how about barney the dinosaur pjs?

[Spiffor]

Hey, I like Barney!

[Dis]

Originally posted by lord of the mark
armor pajamas are no worse, than, say, Ninja turtle pajamas.

And the idea of feeling protected at bed time is pretty widespread - lots of religions have bed time prayers.

I can imagine a lot of kids finding this cool.

only the pansy kids were religious where I lived. Cool kids didn't go to church.

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Hey, I like Barney!

then you deserve this (its also been inflicted on one poor, poor child by her dad and his whacky sense of humor)


"Barney is a dinosaur of our imagination
he's moving to a small kibbutz,
to build the Jewish Nation!"

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Dis


only the pansy kids were religious where I lived. Cool kids didn't go to church.

Most of the church going kids where I grew up were of Sicilian background. I daresay you wouldnt have gotten away with calling THEM pansies.