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  • #61
    Originally posted by Gangerolf
    same here..

    i really didn't need to know about the double-dicked man

    not to mention the rest of this sick sick thread
    Yet, you obviously read it all...
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    • #62
      Originally posted by Spec


      gimme a link, I need training! Let me google this.

      If you're right, wow.

      Spec.
      I recall reading of a method that involves training yourself by pressing three fingers down, tightly, on the vas deferens where it emerges from the testes (between your legs, testes and anus). It should be done about thirty seconds before ejaculation, and theoretically it should prevent it from even leaving the testicles. Since the sperm don't even get to the prostate for prepping, your muscles contract around nothing in an orgasm but you don't go flaccid.

      I have not tested this, since:
      A. I'm not sexually active
      B. It sounds remarkably awkward, and
      C. I'm skeptical about how healthy it is to manually force it back like that, no matter what some bozos say.

      There are other methods, which involve training the muscles you use to hold back a leak until they're obscenely strong. Or something like that. I think there's an ancient Chinese manual presented to an Emperor that details the physical preparations. There's special breathing technique and everything, combined with this Taoist stuff about regulating the escape of life force and blah blah.

      And before you ask, I had an Eastern Religions class that mentioned Taoist sex magic. Once I was finished whispering remarks like "presto condoms, your penis is gone!" to the rest of the class and laughing hysterically, I got curious and looked it up. I suggest you do the same, but don't blame me if there's a report a few years down the road that this kind of thing triples your risk of prostate cancer or something.
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      • #63
        Does anyone here understand the poly policy on sexual content? Serious question since I actually did get banned for sexual content way way way less than some of the posts in this thread. I know the mods don't see everything but this thread has been around for two days and the title alone means they would check it out.
        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Flubber
          Does anyone here understand the poly policy on sexual content? Serious question since I actually did get banned for sexual content way way way less than some of the posts in this thread. I know the mods don't see everything but this thread has been around for two days and the title alone means they would check it out.
          Well, this is a legitimate news article and a legitimate scientific discussion
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #65
            With legitimate 'How-to' posts?
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            • #66
              Originally posted by Kidicious
              I call BS on men having multiple orgasms. Show proof please.
              I've had them (with about a 15 minute break in between). Okay that's probably not what you guys had in mind. Unless you mean simultaneous orgasms staying hard the entire time.

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              • #67
                If the guy is able to urinate from both penises then when he ejaculates the semen should spurt from both penises. The vas defrens empties into the urethra where the urethra passes through the prostate, a point only a few centimeters below the bladder. I would think it unlikely that he would have two entirely seperate urethras, so most likely the urethra exits from the bladder then bifurcates below the prostate. Hence semen would travel through the common urethra and then into the branches. I could be wrong though, I don't have any information on the subject.
                "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                • #68
                  Perhaps this may effect his fertility as his semen would be at lower pressure when in his urethras due to the increased area of his dual urethras. This is presuming a standard pressure of semen from his normal testicles. This is merely conjecture, but may provide a reason for his choice of operation.
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                  • #69
                    how much longer until we start breaking out some fluid dynamics equations?

                    It gives new meaning to the term: Head Loss.

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