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Originally posted by LordShiva
Originally posted by SlowwHand
PICTURES!
PICTURES!
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"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis -
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some of these guys probably haven't.Originally posted by Cort Haus
What's wrong boys, never seen a woman's legs before?
Good story, Elle.
Did your husband manage to find anything sympathetic to say by the time you got back? And the big question (so that posters wives and girlfriends can learn from your experience) - was it worth it?
. Especially the ones that live in cold climates.
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very good movie if you like sex jokes and raunchy humor.Originally posted by elle
I have not seen that movie yet, nostromo. Was it good? Is that the guy from "the office"?Comment
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And what is it that you are implying by this statement, Japher??Originally posted by Japher
thread SHOULD start "Dear Penthouse..."
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Yeah. No pictures.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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So, in fact the opposite is true then, and that your offer of a title would not suit my story well, as I am guessing that you are usually quite satisfied with the ending of the other type of stories you refer to.Originally posted by Japher
that I was disappointed with the ending
Hmmm?
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Your story is good but not as good as Imelda's. She tried to use one of those low temperature bikini waxs which you heat just by rolling it around in your hands for a few minutes. The problem is it didn't get hot enough the first time so she decided to get smart and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It got so hot the cloth backing came off when she tried to pull the wax strip off and she ended up gluing together he butt cheeks and her... er, female bits.
Imagine trying to explain that one.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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PICTURES!!Originally posted by Oerdin
Your story is good but not as good as Imelda's. She tried to use one of those low temperature bikini waxs which you heat just by rolling it around in your hands for a few minutes. The problem is it didn't get hot enough the first time so she decided to get smart and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It got so hot the cloth backing came off when she tried to pull the wax strip off and she ended up gluing together he butt cheeks and her... er, female bits.
Imagine trying to explain that one.
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Ouch. I would rather have the "not as good" story than have my bits glued together.Originally posted by Oerdin
Your story is good but not as good as Imelda's. She tried to use one of those low temperature bikini waxs which you heat just by rolling it around in your hands for a few minutes. The problem is it didn't get hot enough the first time so she decided to get smart and put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It got so hot the cloth backing came off when she tried to pull the wax strip off and she ended up gluing together he butt cheeks and her... er, female bits.
Imagine trying to explain that one.
She wins.
Btw, who is Imelda?
And, are you Scottish?Comment
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I think he's californian.
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Oh sure, Japher. Just ignore my very logical post above.Originally posted by Japher
crazy San Diego folk
too much sun making them go crazy
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I didn't see that. --But I did see Mel Gibson wax his leg in "What Women Want."Originally posted by nostromo
Nice story. I reminds me of the hotwax scene in the "Forty year old virgin".
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