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    Filipino 'dwarf' judge loses case
    A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job.
    Florentino Floro was appealing against a three-year inquiry which led to his removal due to incompetence and bias.

    He told investigators three mystic dwarves - Armand, Luis and Angel - had helped him to carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers.

    The court said psychic phenomena had no place in the judiciary.

    The bench backed a medical finding that the judge was suffering from psychosis.

    'Dwarf dalliance'

    The Manila trial judge had asked the Supreme Court to dismiss the complaint and return him to the bench, after being sacked in April.


    "They should not have dismissed me for what I believed," Mr Floro told reporters after filing his appeal in May.

    The judge said he had made a covenant with his dwarf friends that he could write while in a trance and that he had been seen by several people in two places at the same time.

    Judge Floro reportedly changed from blue court robes to black each Friday "to recharge his psychic powers".

    In a letter to the court he said: "From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal."

    However, the Supreme Court said dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule.
    Armand, Luis and Angel
    CSPA

  • #2
    obvious bias. There are no woman dwarves.

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    • #3
      When will the US Supereme Court appoint such legal advisors?

      What will Armand and Co do now that they are pout of a job???
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      • #4
        The fool. All US judges know that constant in-court use of a penis pump is the only sure way to recharge your psychic powers. The color of your robes is irrelevant.
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        • #5
          You must not allow your precious bodily fluids to be sapped...

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          • #6
            i thought all dwarves were mystic and you wouldnt need to use mystic as a modifier
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            • #7
              Why the use of the plural in this threads title?

              There was one wacko judge whom other judges stepped in to disqualify.

              Why tar all the good judges with the wackoness of one?

              I think Gangerolf may be an anti-judicial.

              Don't bother do try and deny it, Gangerolf! You're raging anti-judicial!!

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              • #8
                Bailiffs and other sorts of court guards need to be liquidated.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MRT144
                  i thought all dwarves were mystic and you wouldnt need to use mystic as a modifier
                  Dwarves are Mythical. Mystic implies that they have mystical powers, ie telepathy, telekinesis, magic, etc., or that they are a manifestation of some such power. Most dwarves throughout myth in fact are NOT mystical, as they in fact are the embodiment of "earth" and use iron and things that are generally anti-mystical.
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                  • #10
                    snoopy, you know way too much about that stuff. stop reading fantasy books and start lifting weights.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Zkribbler
                      Why the use of the plural in this threads title?

                      There was one wacko judge whom other judges stepped in to disqualify.

                      Why tar all the good judges with the wackoness of one?

                      I think Gangerolf may be an anti-judicial.

                      Don't bother do try and deny it, Gangerolf! You're raging anti-judicial!!

                      Don't forget the penis pump judge:


                      so yes, all judges are in fact wacko
                      CSPA

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