Camping with kids.

[Lorizael]

This thread has taken a disturbing turn. I request permission from the moderators to insults the mothers of Ecthy and Kontiki.

[Ecthy]

How irritable you are. We must be on to something here... what else happened that night Lori?

[Lorizael]

It only seems fair. MtG has permission to insult users all he wants.

[Dr Strangelove]

How about breaking out the old scout handbook and teaching the kids how to follow trail signs? You could also buy or borow a book on wild flora and fauna and try to identify the local plants, animals and animal "signs". You could take them on a snipe hunt or play capture the flag. Finally you could identify one kid as being "different" and everyone could have fun picking on him or her.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Finally you could identify one kid as being "different" and everyone could have fun picking on him or her.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Lorizael

And you're claiming to be a boy scout? Come on, we're talking about good, clean, wholesome boyish fun here.

[Lorizael]

Me? A Boy Scout? Hell no. I hated the Boy Scouts so much that after I quit the first time, I joined back up and quit again!

[Nostromo]

You should do a Blair Witch Project thing and scare the bejesus out of the kids.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Doc a snipe hunt? We all know there is no such thing. I dont know what ur knowledge of one is but in hi school the mean kids did that to new folks to thier group and took them out in the wilderness and left them there, at night. Dont think that is agood idea for the kiddos.its kinda funny if ya think about it, the older kids will entertain themselves while the younger ones will need more attention.

[Pekka]

I suggest you try few things that have been interesting me since very lately...

If you have anyone under 5, take them by their legs, ankles, and swing them head first into a tree. Which one is the dominating sound, the head colliding with the tree or the tree bouncing a head? Is it more the tree sound or the head sound?

You can teach them something like.. something that's fun. Maybe a game of some kind they can use the nature with.. like... I don't know. Swimming? Hide and seek?

You can also do a scavenger hunt.. try to find the shack of the homeless dudes and the first who finds it gets to choose first what items they want to steal, or if they are present, you can just attack them with sticks and stuff.

Kill an animal is always a great survival game as well. If you skin them, you get extra points....

stuff that matters.

[Pekka]

This brings me some dark memories, we tried to hunt animals with spears we made by ourselves, we didn't get any but that's normal.. but we really did try to get some.

Then, once we had these peaguns, I mean they shot peas REALLY fast, it would break your skin, make a bruise and hurt like hell.. we kind of tuned those guns into perfection. It was a scary weapon and it really did hurt, so what we did was... this group of old people, kind of drunk folks, not homeless but definitely trash folks .. they used to do their daily walk in this woods with running tracks.. but they were walking and stuff.

So this one day, we were stalking them in the woods, and *BABAAM* ambushed them like maniacs and started shooting them as hard as we could until we ran out of ammo.. they were in shock and pain, we were dominating a group of adults, losers, but still.. dominating. Just pure domination. We broke their skins like there was no tomorrow. They never ****ed with us ever since.

[Ecthy]

Lorizael

You WANT to be in the spot of the guy being picked on

[The Mad Monk]

Kids are incredibly curious, so use your education.

Have them find some intersting rocks, and tell them about what they found, and how it got there. From there, just introduce them to the landscape.

You know, the whole park ranger routine.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Ecthy
Lorizael

You WANT to be in the spot of the guy being picked on

Now, yes. Now, it means peope are laughing, even if they're laughing at me. Then, I was just miserable. With comedy I can gloss over my depressing childhood. Laughter takes away the pain.

[Ecthy]

Growing balls might work better.