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And he was in Kung Fu, so watch yer **** and eat yer ***-damned oatmeal already, or he'll kick yer ass!
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And he was in Kung Fu, so watch yer **** and eat yer ***-damned oatmeal already, or he'll kick yer ass!(\__/)
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Colon, where's the last quote from?Comment
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Originally posted by Dauphin
Brian Blessed.
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Can we name really old dead guys....like Errol Flynn:
Capt Blood: Can you get hold of a length of wood, about three feet long?
Sailor: Yes sir. What's it for??
Capt Blood: Lash it to your spine. It needs stiffening.
Don Juan: I've loved you since the beginnig of time.
Hot chick: But we only met this morning!
Don Juan: Yes. That is when time began.
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Bogey.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I was thinking of him tooIs Don Ameche still around? He had a brief fantansic comeback in Cacoon and in Harry & the Hendersons
but he's dead
I'm hungry, lets get a taco...Comment
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"Of all the gin joints in all the world, she walks into mine."Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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And Bacall...Originally posted by SlowwHand
Bogey.
“'You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.'”
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“I wish Frank Sinatra would just shut up and sing.”Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again...Comment
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Oh look, all the old codgers have come out to reminisce about their glory days
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Byte me (us), Harrison.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I don't think it's very nice, you laughin'. See, my mule is sensitive. He gets the crazy idea that you're laughin' at him. Now, if you apologize, like I know you're going to...Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Oh look, all the old codgers have come out to reminisce about their glory days
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1 vote for Leslie Nielson
I have a weakness for sophomoric humor“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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Charlton Heston.
RoboCon v2.1.1Comment
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"Get your hands off of me, you damn dirty apes...all except you darlin'...you put your hands right over here...oh yes, that feels wonderful."Originally posted by RoboCon
Charlton Heston.
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