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Just an itsy bitsy tropical storm right now, but wait, there's more. Winstons, Asher, don't even bother to read the thread.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Category 1, you big sissy
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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That's what they're predicting right now. This far out, that doesn't mean much. I would also note that officially, Wilma was a Cat 1.
I'm not too worried though. I have a car, I'll just keep it filled with gas all week. And I ordered renters' insurance yesterday, just before they announced the storm.
That means I'm covered. If I'd waited even a few hours, I wouldn't be able to get coverage.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Just lose your internet already
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Also something to keep in mind. They don't stop when they hit Florida (or not as the case may well be). They keep going, across the Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico, until they make landfall on the other side. It may not be much when/if it hits us (I'm thinking it will sail through the keys and I'll only see tropical storm force winds), but it ould be a monster when it hits the other side, like Katrina and Rita were.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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yawn.Comment
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Every time we have a hurricane, we play the Katrina card.
I'll tell you what mother****ers! My car got $1300 in damage a couple weeks ago from golfball-sized hail and I didn't post a thread about it. Every time it gets windy you guys whine.
Have you ever been caught outside in golfball-sized hail? It's not very fun.
Wind is fine though.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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This news is shocking.
I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!(\__/)
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Huh, we had golfball hail here, too. It ruined entire lots of cars, which were unprepared because we almost never get hail..."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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Originally posted by monolith94
Huh, we had golfball hail here, too. It ruined entire lots of cars, which were unprepared because we almost never get hail...
The days after the hail, the local car dealerships had massive sales: "172 hail damaged new cars, low low prices!""The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Cars can be prepared for hail?
Do they have special helmets or something?(\__/)
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A hurricane ? That's just mother nature farting in your general direction
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