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    Ohh Slowwhand, shame

    Ala. Police Arrest Nude Man Waving Flag

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    August 01,2006 | FORT PAYNE, Ala. -- A man was arrested and charged with public lewdness for walking naked near a highway while waving an American flag.

    The DeKalb County Sheriff's Department arrested Gerald Lynn Kelley, 52, the Fort Payne Times-Journal reported Tuesday.

    Deputy Mike James said deputies were sent to Hammondville about 3 p.m. Sunday after receiving calls about two men walking nude along U.S. 11, just inside the town limits.

    James said Kelley, who was allegedly drunk, was wearing only a cowboy hat and boots.

    The other man, reportedly clad in the same attire and also carrying the American flag, could not be found. Police reports show that Kelley and the other man had been at a party that got out of hand.

    Kelley posted a $1,500 bond and was released from DeKalb County Jail early Monday morning.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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    Re: Ohh Slowwhand, shame

    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
    Police reports show that Kelley and the other man had been at a party that got out of hand.
    A little?
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    • #3
      Come on, Dan, you should know Southerners are masters of understatement.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        I bet I know those guys.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Uh huh.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #6
            Silly American prudes... I can't believe there's this furore over the supposed "nudity" when it clearly says he was wearing a hat and boots. I blame Brokeback Mountain and Janet Jackson.

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            • #7
              James said Kelley, who was allegedly drunk, was wearing only a cowboy hat and boots.


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              • #8
                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                I bet I know those guys.
                Come on. It would be wrong for you to disavow blood relations.
                I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                • #9
                  I have 2 brothers. Like I said, I bet I know them.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Come on, you know it was Slowwhand.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      what is wrong with naked people waiving flags ?
                      With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                      Steven Weinberg

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                      • #12
                        It confuses the republicans?
                        <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                        I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Gibsie
                          Silly American prudes... I can't believe there's this furore over the supposed "nudity" when it clearly says he was wearing a hat and boots. I blame Brokeback Mountain and Janet Jackson.
                          I am a prude when it comes to fat naked men. cover up please.

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                          • #14
                            Fox News Alert:

                            Patriots persecuted for displaying American flag

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                            • #15
                              Re: Ohh Slowwhand, shame

                              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                              The other man, reportedly clad in the same attire and also carrying the American flag, could not be found.
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