Trip To Oz

[SlowwHand]

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard

" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."

" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard! Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"





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[Dauphin]

The Dorothy joke was good, but the joke where you scared Australians into thinking you were going to visit them was even funnier.

[Kuciwalker]

[Zkribbler]

So, Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimoto are sitting around talking.
"I'm the most beautiful in the land," comments Snow White.
"Well, you're beautiful, but I don't know about being the most beautiful in the land."
"I'm the smallest in the land," says Tom Thumb.
"Well, you're really tiny, but I don't know about being the smallest in the land.
"I'm the ugliest in the land," said Quasimoto.
"Well, you're really ugly, but I don't know about being the ugliest in the land."
"How are we going to figure this out?"
"I know, let's ask the magic mirror!"
So the three of them go to visit the magic mirror.
Snow White goes in first. She comes out smiling. "Yep, the magic mirror confirms I'm the most beautiful in the land.
Tom Thumb goes in next. He comes out beaming. "Yep, I'm the smallest in the land."
Finally Quasimoto lumbers in. He comes out a few minutes later looking puzzled and asks, "Who's Linda Tripp?"

[ravagon]

I thought this thread would be about a trip Sloww was planning to another Oz.
I was about to seriously question his sanity.

[Tim_Augustus]

Originally posted by ravagon
I thought this thread would be about a trip Sloww was planning to another Oz.
I was about to seriously question his sanity.

And I was about to notify DIMA

[Vince278]

There's no place like home... There's no place like home...