Imran! 'Harry Potter' actor to be naked on stage

[Elok]

"Harry Potter and the Pervert Horse," yay.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Asher
Isn't this illegal if the kid is 17?

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Keira Knightly was topless in the British film "The Hole" when she was 16.

And in "The name of the rose", Christian Slater did an extremely energetic boffing scene at the age of 15. However he does the reputation of 15-year olds no credit by having an obviously limp winkie in it.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Keira Knightly was topless in the Hole when she was 16.

That sounds physically curious if not downright impossible.

Was it something like this ?

[Drake Tungsten]

That doesn't make any sense...

[self biased]

but it's hot. at least that picture molly posted is.

but this is old news. i read about this here.

[Drake Tungsten]

True. I can forgive an incoherent post so long as you attach a picture of a super-flexible girl.

[Ecthy]

molly you sick person

[Vesayen]

Oh god..... ><

[Lodi]

Harry will be naked, but what about his magic wand?

[Elok]

I'm told it's eleven inches, somewhat flexible, and...wait, why am I encouraging this?

[Kuciwalker]

Obligatory bash.org quote:

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

[Lodi]

Not the silver-white streams!