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For You, Thorn, I recommend anything that's poisonous or willing to eat its owner. 
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"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
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Let's all get giant predatory pets whose bites are deadly toxic cocktails, what could go wrong!?!?!?!I changed my signatureComment
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Spider monkey. Not to be confused with Monk Spider.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Howler MonkeyToday, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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How about a giant gorilla like King Kong that'd be neat...?"Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​Comment
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A crazy bat that's not housetrained.Comment
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A bat flew into my window today in broad daylight..... werid....... also I saw a hawk today outside, and I said hello and it looked at me a flew away.... hmmm......."Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​Comment
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This one has Thorn written all over it...
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GASP! Winston supports PETA! sort of/Originally posted by Winston
Animals should be eaten or left alone. Not kept in a tank or on a leash.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Commies should be kept in a tank or on a leash. Not eaten or left alone.Comment
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That's really good.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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