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  • #16
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Ecthy
      Get paid.

      lol normally I say get laid and now this LOL
      I'd like both, actually.

      I have absolutely no lead for getting laid, but I think I'll have a serious lead for a job when I come back from Stuttgart. Some polling company apparently hires (and fires) like crazy. But I sure hope I can last a month there.
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #18
        Re: I have a cunning plan

        Originally posted by Ecthy
        I'm going to get drunk.
        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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        • #19
          I'm all by myself.

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          • #20
            "When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself."
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Ecthy
              I'm all by myself.
              CELINE DION LYRICS

              "All By Myself"

              When I was young
              I never needed anyone
              And making love was just for fun
              Those days are gone
              Livin' alone
              I think of all the friends I've known
              When I dial the telephone
              Nobody's home

              All by myself
              Don't wanna be
              All by myself
              Anymore

              Hard to be sure
              Sometimes I feel so insecure
              And loves so distant and obscure
              Remains the cure

              All by myself
              Don't wanna be
              All by myself
              Anymore
              All by myself
              Don't wanna live
              All by myself
              Anymore

              When I was young
              I never needed anyone
              Making love was just for fun
              Those days are gone

              All by myself
              Don't wanna be
              All by myself
              Anymore
              All by myself
              Don't wanna live
              Oh
              Don't wanna live
              By myself, by myself
              Anymore
              By myself
              Anymore
              Oh
              All by myself
              Don't wanna live
              I never, never, never
              Needed anyone
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #22
                Just produced my first joint, it looks like done by an expert

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                • #23
                  You.. you...you BOGART, you!
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Spiffor


                    CELINE DION LYRICS

                    "All By Myself"
                    You sure I heard it was Eartha Kitt who wrote that song.

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                    • #25
                      Stunning Cunnt

                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #26
                        Cunning linguist?
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Zkribbler
                          You sure I heard it was Eartha Kitt who wrote that song.
                          Google's first link is never wrong! NEVAR!!1
                          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Ecthy
                            Just produced my first joint, it looks like done by an expert

                            Kill your liver, not your brain. Remember: you can always get a liver transplant.
                            1011 1100
                            Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                            • #29
                              drink alone and in the bathroom

                              so you dont mess up your rug

                              aaacccckkkkk or is that buick
                              anti steam and proud of it

                              CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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                              • #30
                                You lot are like a punning clan or something...
                                I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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