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  • How in the world is it 416 pages??

    I mean, I understand writing a book about it.. but 416 pages??



    I am afraid to buy it (I buy enough crap books already).. but perhaps I should start going to the library again.

    JM
    Jon Miller-
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  • #2
    I thought this was about the current size of the OT.

    But that's only a measly 229 pages @ 40 threads each..

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    • #3
      And exactly, what is "it?"

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      • #4
        oh, link doesn't work?

        The Snakes on a Plane novelization.

        JM
        Jon Miller-
        I AM.CANADIAN
        GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jon Miller
            The Snakes on a Plane novelization.
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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            • #7
              Why in Lenin's name would they novelize SoaP???
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                They novelize everything.
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                  Why in Lenin's name would they novelize SoaP???
                  Because there isn't a God damn thing they could so to stop it. Snakes on a Plane! How does that not speak of a classic for the ages?
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                  • #10
                    If you complain about 416 pages you should read one of my Roman History books (1200 pages) and shut up
                    I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

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                    • #11
                      Snakes on a plane!
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                      • #12
                        I'm sure 200 of the 416 pages is . I mean come on, you are reading a movie!

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Datajack Franit
                          If you complain about 416 pages you should read one of my Roman History books (1200 pages) and shut up
                          WHOOSH!
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #14
                            Did they mention what typeface the book would have? I imagine it's a nice 15-point font, with lots of cartoony BOOM and POW! graphics interspersed.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


                              WHOOSH!
                              Come on Imran, I'm sure you can outmatch anyone with some specialised pensions law literature.
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