Hell Freezes Over! Converging upper level low and lower level high...'To Do' Lists!

[Lancer]

I have to invite Jehovah Witnesses in.

Buy Dolores a $10,000 diamond ring.

Get my hair spiked.

Become gay.

Gonna be a busy day. Who knew this was ever going to really happen?!?



So what's on your schedule?

[Spiffor]

I have to go to a commie barbecue. I should have left one hour ago already.

I'm supposed to make phonecalls to organize something political in my hometown.

I have to pee right now.

[Lorizael]

Not show up late for work... failed

Do my work... not yet

File my taxes... not yet

Inform my bosses that I will be absent on August 4th for jury duty... not yet

Browse Apolyton... check

Read email... check

Buy formal wear for my uncle's wedding on August 6th... not yet

Write the next great american novel... not yet

[Lancer]

You guys never said I'll do 'blah' when hell freezes over?

What's 'blah'?

[Japher]

Get into work late... check

Do work... in progress

Post at Poly... check

Make sure travel club I joined last night isn't a scam... in progress

edge lawn... not yet

play with baby... did some this morning, will do more this evening

[Eli]

I have an exam on tuesday and this course has a lot of physics stuff which I absolutely hate(may Maxwell rot in hell), and this little war is completely screwing up my learning schedule. I should've stayed in the dorms where it's so boring that even studying becomes interesting.

[Lorizael]

I actually don't know if I've ever used that particular phrase. And really, I'm just following after Spiffor. I think the only things that I would do if hell were to freeze over would be unspeakably evil.

[Lancer]

This thread is going to fill with you dudes saying 'I gotta take out the garbage'



Wham! wham! wham!

[Spiffor]

The day hell freezes over, I'll stop posting on 'Poly, and I'll do something productive.

[Lancer]

Spif! Don't goooo!

[Lorizael]

Okay. I've been at work for an hour. I should get started now.

[Lancer]

Perhaps start thinking about possibly considering doing some work?

[Lancer]

It's my Saturday.

I'm drinking hot chocolate with a bit of rum for added flavor. So you guys are all dutifully at work and can point and laugh as I start slurring my typing.

Now there's a schedule for the day!

[Sava]

do some abdominal workouts

I'm almost below 205 pounds now!

[Lancer]

Good point. I was watching some young guy on a roman chair the other day and said to myself, 'Ill do that when hell freezes over'.

I weighed in at the VA the other day at 199.99 on their digital scale.