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Not even in the news now.
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What's not even in the news now?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld -
Obviously Israel and the US have been colluding to push those attention-whores out of headlines again.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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Damn. I knew this joke wasn't gonna work.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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What did the US do?“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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Join the gang, nobody has been funny in this thread so far.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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North Korea isn't that hard to 1 up. I mean, they kind of suck. Maybe Ethiopia couldn't, but I don't know for sure.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Yes. Continuously for about 61 years now.North Korea has been successfully one uppedComment
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Yeah, and didn't Rush Limbaugh get one up recently as well (or did the Feds keep his pills?)?Originally posted by Q Cubed
On the other hand, Zidane successfully got a one-up.
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Another DPRK temper tantrum is inevitable now."And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
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2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)Comment
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what?I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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One upped,
thats one new phrasal verb for me
Apolyton is so educationalI need a foot massageComment
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To one up is to beat someone's previous position - like in a game of soccer, when you get one [point] up on the other team.Comment
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