Man, .. I'm still angry. So this is what happened..
I just got off from work, after 17 hours of working extra. OK, it's Sunday, it's not my work day, and I did 17 hours..
So I drive back home and saw 'pizzas for 5 euros' and it said ALL pizzas are 5 euros. SO I go in. I order a pizza. This sloww ass dude says to me with bad finnish (he was arabic) 'How much do I write it for'. THat's not 'how much is it'. The sentence would be too complex for foreigner to miss it like that.
I'm like, well it costs 7 euros but all pizzas are 5, right? And he's all confused. so I say 'fine, I'm in a hurry, it's 7 euros'. He looks a bit puzzled and I thought maybe he slipped a Freudian earlier with the credit card payment. So I started paying attention.
So it takes a while, we're waiting for the receipt to come out. Then when it comes out, he takes it and walks to the backroom. I'm like 'hey what are you doing, you can't do that??!!'. You know like jeesh, are you actually trying to charge me, walk away with a receipt and give me another one later on??? How stupid is that?
He comes back with another dude. I'm now clearly pissed off. I just came from LONG day of working, it's hot outside, I'm hungry, I'm pissed off now. He's like 'he's the receipt'. ANd this is the NEW dude. I check it out.. 'it's only 70 cents.... 0.7 euros'. And now I'm really suspicious.
He's like OK why don't you sign it? I say well, I don't sign it until I get a new receipt. So he's like, well it's 6.30 remaining so I give you receipt for that. Combined, 7 euros. correct. However, what the ****?
Two options goes to my mind. One, that is maybe too intelligent for these bozos is that they cloned my card, and are scrambling to make me concentrate on the receipt. Nah.. it's the good old receipt game, where you charge too little so you can run the money that's left away from the tax man. Now I'm getting really pissed off. It looks like I'm ready for a confrontation, a physical one. I'm thinking I'm calling the cops or beat them hell out of these bozos right now.
But the new dude tries to calm me and 'it's ok now, it's ok now, I write you new receipt, it's ok, we make it even and you get receipt, yes?'. At this point I'm pretty sure they're not trying to screw me over my money, but just playing the receipt game to .. well... wash money and claim smaller income. So I'm like,, oh well, you speak poorly my language but you already act like a native person with tax evasion so I'm letting it slide.
Anyway, I now got two receipts, the small one that was 'clever because you don't tend to notice there's one 0 too many'.. It was more like .. an insult. You know? I'm not really this stupid, if you're acting suspicious and getting on my face, you think I'm going to look in the other way and say OK? No, it's you who is going to be in trouble because I'm tired and little ****ed up in the head and I actually enjoy physical confrontation so heck, I might get a hard on as a bonus.
Well, if some of my money is missing, I know where to go. Then again they are just trying to evade paying taxes. I couldn't give a ****. But this pizza pretty much sucks too. Oh well. Life isn't fair.
I just got off from work, after 17 hours of working extra. OK, it's Sunday, it's not my work day, and I did 17 hours..
So I drive back home and saw 'pizzas for 5 euros' and it said ALL pizzas are 5 euros. SO I go in. I order a pizza. This sloww ass dude says to me with bad finnish (he was arabic) 'How much do I write it for'. THat's not 'how much is it'. The sentence would be too complex for foreigner to miss it like that.
I'm like, well it costs 7 euros but all pizzas are 5, right? And he's all confused. so I say 'fine, I'm in a hurry, it's 7 euros'. He looks a bit puzzled and I thought maybe he slipped a Freudian earlier with the credit card payment. So I started paying attention.
So it takes a while, we're waiting for the receipt to come out. Then when it comes out, he takes it and walks to the backroom. I'm like 'hey what are you doing, you can't do that??!!'. You know like jeesh, are you actually trying to charge me, walk away with a receipt and give me another one later on??? How stupid is that?
He comes back with another dude. I'm now clearly pissed off. I just came from LONG day of working, it's hot outside, I'm hungry, I'm pissed off now. He's like 'he's the receipt'. ANd this is the NEW dude. I check it out.. 'it's only 70 cents.... 0.7 euros'. And now I'm really suspicious.
He's like OK why don't you sign it? I say well, I don't sign it until I get a new receipt. So he's like, well it's 6.30 remaining so I give you receipt for that. Combined, 7 euros. correct. However, what the ****?
Two options goes to my mind. One, that is maybe too intelligent for these bozos is that they cloned my card, and are scrambling to make me concentrate on the receipt. Nah.. it's the good old receipt game, where you charge too little so you can run the money that's left away from the tax man. Now I'm getting really pissed off. It looks like I'm ready for a confrontation, a physical one. I'm thinking I'm calling the cops or beat them hell out of these bozos right now.
But the new dude tries to calm me and 'it's ok now, it's ok now, I write you new receipt, it's ok, we make it even and you get receipt, yes?'. At this point I'm pretty sure they're not trying to screw me over my money, but just playing the receipt game to .. well... wash money and claim smaller income. So I'm like,, oh well, you speak poorly my language but you already act like a native person with tax evasion so I'm letting it slide.
Anyway, I now got two receipts, the small one that was 'clever because you don't tend to notice there's one 0 too many'.. It was more like .. an insult. You know? I'm not really this stupid, if you're acting suspicious and getting on my face, you think I'm going to look in the other way and say OK? No, it's you who is going to be in trouble because I'm tired and little ****ed up in the head and I actually enjoy physical confrontation so heck, I might get a hard on as a bonus.
Well, if some of my money is missing, I know where to go. Then again they are just trying to evade paying taxes. I couldn't give a ****. But this pizza pretty much sucks too. Oh well. Life isn't fair.
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