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    Ken Lay dies of a heart attack!



    Wow!

    404 Page Not Found - CNNMoney
    http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/05/news/newsmakers/lay_death/index.htm?cnn=yes


    NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Enron founder Kenneth Lay died early Wednesday in Aspen, Colo., a family spokeswoman said.

    Lay, 64, was awaiting sentencing after being found guilty of conspiracy and fraud in the Enron trial in May.
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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    Cue the dancing smilies...
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      Lucky bastard.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Though I can't applaud his death, I must say it seems quite a fitting way for him to go.
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          THEY KILLED HIM
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sava
            THEY KILLED HIM
            I LOVE YOU SAVA
            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

            Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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            • #7
              Re: Ken Lay dies of a heart attack!

              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

              conspiracy
              QFT
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                I know exactly who killed him, too!

                IT WAS TOM SKILLING! Jeffrey Skilling's brother!

                He's the perfect assassin! He's the weatherman on WGN TV here in Chicago. Nobody would ever suspect him. He's such a nice guy! He does the weather. But weathermen aren't nice people. I know this.

                Behind this smile is a deadly assassin and the URGE TO KILL!

                Tom Skilling... Assassin



                http://wgntv.trb.com/


                Tom Skilling's 7 day forecast
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                  Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                  • #10
                    Hold on a second, that looks like a coworker of mine...
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      Crap. He died way too soon, before suffering the punishment he deserves.

                      I hope his entire property is seized, and distributed to those he pilfered.
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #13
                          Ken Lay dies

                          I really couldn't care less.

                          -Arrian
                          grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                          The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                          • #14
                            Since i voiced my opinion in the Irony thread, I'll say nothing.

                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • #15
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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