The best part is definitely the part about how his staff sent him an internet on Friday but he didn't get it until yesterday.
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I'd like to know how he got his personal internet and who is connected to it.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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Also remember that the internet is not a truck.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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For example, what is...
It's not using the messaging service that is essential to small businesses, to our operation of families.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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It means that we have at least one senile ignoramus "helping" to decide policy for the rest of us on an issue he knows nothing about."I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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The worse part is that all of this is by way of him explaining why he doesn't support Net Neutrality, Its not just that he doesn't understand the internet, but he'll be voting on a issue critical to the continued egalitarian status of the internet."Remember, there's good stuff in American culture, too. It's just that by "good stuff" we mean "attacking the French," and Germany's been doing that for ages now, so, well, where does that leave us?" - Elok
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I do seem to recall some fears, when movies and such started to appear on the Internet, that they would clog up the networks... I know my surfing is occasionally slow due to the amount of filth I download...
Maybe the senator has the same problem.I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"
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Hm I think his problem is,
that he lets his staff send him the internet to his home PC.
The internet is quite large so he shouldn´t wonder why it takes some time after his staff sent it till it arrives at his home PCTamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"
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Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
I do seem to recall some fears, when movies and such started to appear on the Internet, that they would clog up the networks... I know my surfing is occasionally slow due to the amount of filth I download...
Maybe the senator has the same problem.
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Now I know why my internets are slow! You *******s are clogging up the tubes of my personal internets!“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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If any of you want faster service, call us at The Emperor's Fabulous Internet Delivery Service. You wouldn't want **** clogging your toilet: why allow it to clog your internet?
Call TEFIDS today! - "Internet service in the back of a truck.""I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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