Do you believe in ball lightening?

[Ecthy]

You're the only guy around here whose skull has been sucked by locusts

[Lancer]

Wrong!



You have to admit, that was a quick comeback.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Ecthy
Jesus, 6 trample damage for 3 red mana. Even if you can only use it for regular attack once, it's pretty cool.

Yeah well, a U hydroblast will put it out...

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
But Mythbusters recently disproved this baseless accusation. A helium football can't push against air resistence as well as a normal football, and so using helium is actually counterproductive.

I love to have those guys' job.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Lancer




So, what could it be? Dieing energy based life forms from another dimention who took a wrong turn on the way to hell?

They're pieces of Jimmy Swaggart's soul that flaked off during a spiritual crisis and became caught up in the static electricity generated by Tammy Fay's Highway To Heaven Hair-Don't.

Oral Roberts' Prayer Tower is their homing beacon....

[Sikander]

Re: Do you believe in ball lightening?

Well if your balls are really heavy and uncomfortable for you I suppose it's ok. But I would be very hesitant to let anyone "lighten my load" surgically.

[molly bloom]

Re: Re: Do you believe in ball lightening?

Originally posted by Sikander
Well if your balls are really heavy and uncomfortable for you I suppose it's ok. But I would be very hesitant to let anyone "lighten my load" surgically.

This is why I always find het pr0n films so unsettling- those talons on some of the women look distinctly capable of severing your sac from your jac.


And forget about prostate action altogether!

[Sikander]

Re: Re: Re: Do you believe in ball lightening?

Originally posted by molly bloom

This is why I always find het pr0n films so unsettling- those talons on some of the women look distinctly capable of severing your sac from your jac.


And forget about prostate action altogether!

Wow, my balls have retracted completely from viewing those. I'll have to coax them back out in a few hours, once they've calmed down.

[molly bloom]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Do you believe in ball lightening?

Originally posted by Sikander


Wow, my balls have retracted completely from viewing those. I'll have to coax them back out in a few hours, once they've calmed down.

I dread to think how you're going to entice them.


Crab sticks ? Fishballs ?

Casaba melons ?

[Sikander]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Do you believe in ball lightening?

Originally posted by molly bloom



I dread to think how you're going to entice them.


Crab sticks ? Fishballs ?

Casaba melons ?

I'll inform them that the internal space they currently occupy is considered a goal, and as American Balls they have no business being there while the World Cup is still going.

[Drake Tungsten]

Unless a sweaty Italian man pops them in for you, that is...

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Unless a sweaty Italian man pops them in for you, that is...

Only my urologist, Dr. Rotundo is allowed to act in that capacity.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Spiffor
I think chegitz has experienced something like that too.

No, I was hit by lightning streamers (the little tendrils that com off the main bolt). Twice! No more showers in lightning storms for me.

Never seen ball lightning though. Some say it don't exist, and I'd think that by now, if it did exist, we'd have some kind of empirical evidence. I don't disount the possibility, though.

[SlowwHand]

I have no memory of Lamonica kicking. No biggie. Just the latest in a developing long line of events.

[Qilue]

Oh, you know why lightning doesn't hit the same place twice?

Spoiler:

Because what lightning hit the first time isn't there any more.