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  • "The Lakehouse" pisses me off. Spoiler free. Why aren't they conquering the world?

    I assume you know the bare bones basis of the Movie. Keanue Reeves and some no talent ##### are living in the same house, 2 years apart and communicating via mailbox magic.

    Well after 2 years wouldn't they meet up?

    Besides that.... why aren't they using this knowledge to manipulate the stock market, world wide? Hell, future boy just needs to send no talent ##### the stock prices on a daily basis. Daily knowledge of how the stock market will play out could be leveraged into world domination, or at least owning a nice African country(one of the nice ones, maybe on the ivory coast?).

    Both of them could be the wealthiest individuals in the history of mankind. They could make the excesses of Nero look like a giddy Sunday afternoon at a Catholic orphanage. They could buy and sell Warrant Buffet and Bill Gates 20 times over… well Warren Buffet significantly more times now, not so many times last week. They could reap in amounts of cash larger then the GDP of some first world countries. They could probably cause multiple market failures world wide if they really wanted to milk it.

    What the hell is wrong with them? Why aren’t they turning this freak of nature to MASSIVE, UNBELIVABLE financial gain never dreamed of in a Republican fevered crack dreams?

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    Not saying that Sandra Bullock has talent, but Keanu Reeves is at least as talentless.

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    • #3
      And a moron. You know for a trillion dollars you can buy love, lots of love, actually, and the kind of love which is contractually guaranteed to not give you the clap.

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      • #4
        I actually think keanu has more talent than sandra...
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        • #5
          No thread jacking!

          The topic is the stupid lack of megalomania.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by snoopy369
            I actually think keanu has more talent than sandra...
            Far more.
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                Re: "The Lakehouse" pisses me off. Spoiler free. Why aren't they conquering the wor

                Originally posted by Vesayen
                What the hell is wrong with them?
                The same could be said for someone that pays to see this movie.

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                • #9
                  And then wastes time whining about it.
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                  • #10
                    I never saw it .

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by snoopy369
                      I actually think keanu has more talent than sandra...


                      I think they are about par.

                      Why do you think Keanu has more skills? He's just as one-dimensional an actor. Does he do his own computer-generated stunts or something?
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                      • #12
                        Because Keanu has the intelligence to choose better movies than Sandra. That requires some talent.
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                        • #13
                          I think i'll just watch Speed again instead.

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                          • #14
                            Re: the op.

                            Because you're the one obsessed with taking over the world. Remember those threads "your x years in the past, how do you conquer the world?".

                            Most people here were thinking at how to have a good and happy life in that time, even if it meant being an average joe (and we're on 'Poly FFS!)
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Vesayen
                              I never saw it .
                              Trailers can be deceiving. Maybe they do conquer the world!
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