The bias against the family is breathtaking!

[MrFun]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I want biblicaly defined marriages, like the ones Solomon had.

Not sure if Bunny will go with that, though.

[Zkribbler]

Oh, she has to. It's in the Bible. If she doesn't, she goes to hell.

[Wycoff]

Speaking of biblically defined marriages, didn't King David have a gay lover named Jonathan? (Or am I just confusing the Bible with Who's the Boss?)


1 Samuel 18- David & Jonathan

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by MrFun
Not sure if Bunny will go with that, though.

If it's a biblical marriage, she has to obey me.

I can't even write that with a striaght face . . . On Noes! See, you and your acursed bay marriage has made my face gay!!!!

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
a marriage exists from the date of execution, of a valid, complete, truthful and accurate marriage certificate by a party duly authorized to execute marriage certificates, reflecting the free consent to marriage of two parties legally competent to marry according to the laws of the state wherein the marriage occurs, and the marriage continues until declared a nullity or dissolved by a judgment or decree of a court of competent jurisdition, or the death of one of the married parties

[MichaeltheGreat]

That's pretty much the entire legal standard as far as under what circumstances a marriage is recognized. Laugh all you want, but if you're the IRS or a divorce lawyer playing with property settlements, that's what you take to the bank.

[Blaupanzer]

How does having additional people practice the rituals of a 5000 year institution destroy it?

Note that many gays do have children, having come to their "realization" later in life. In many states, their partners cannot adopt those children even if the children live in the home with them. Thus, the partners can not represent the children's interest in school or the hospital. These are the laws Dobson says would have to change if gay marraige were permitted. Sounds like a good idea to me.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara

I can't even write that with a striaght face . . . On Noes! See, you and your acursed bay marriage has made my face gay!!!!

I never told you about my voodoo powers, have I?

[MrFun]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
That's pretty much the entire legal standard as far as under what circumstances a marriage is recognized. Laugh all you want, but if you're the IRS or a divorce lawyer playing with property settlements, that's what you take to the bank.

I think he was laughing because he thinks you have a pathetic number of bathrooms compared to him?

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
That's pretty much the entire legal standard as far as under what circumstances a marriage is recognized. Laugh all you want, but if you're the IRS or a divorce lawyer playing with property settlements, that's what you take to the bank.

I just found the way it's expressed amusing :P

[MrFun]

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blaupanzer]

Mr. Fun seems excited. Who is the "LIAR..." aimed at?

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Originally posted by Sir Ralph


I'm not sure about Jesus, but didn't his father destroy two cities for it with a rain of fire and sulphur?

I beleive the real transgression was rape of strangers who otherwise were supposed to be provided safe hospitality. Not homosexuality per se.

Course I got that from my gay agenda church interpretation.