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    LONDON (AP) - A British army regiment's mascot goat was demoted in disgrace after it disrupted a parade before a host of international dignitaries to mark the Queen's birthday, a military spokesman said Saturday.

    The military mascot, a six-year-old male goat called Billy, was downgraded from the rank of lance-corporal to fusilier - the same status as a private - after army chiefs ruled his poor display ruined the ceremony June 16 at a British army base in Episkopi, western Cyprus.

    Lance-Cpl. Dai Davies, 22, the goat's handler, was unable to keep control during the parade earlier this month, as the mascot darted from side to side, throwing soldiers off their stride, spokesman Capt. Crispian Coates said by telephone from Episkopi - one of two British bases on the island.

    "The goat, which has been the Royal Welsh Regiment's mascot since 2001, was supposed to be leading the march but would not stay in line," said Coates.

    "He was reported for insubordination and after consideration, the commanding officer decided he had no option but to demote Billy."

    Capt. William Rose, a soldier present at the parade, said the goat "was trying to headbutt the waist and nether regions of the drummers."

    A total of 11 mascots - including a ferret, an Indian black buck and a ram - are kept by the British army but regiments do not take the mascots on tours to combat zones. British members of Parliament were told last month keeping the mascots costs the equivalent of about $60,000 Cdn a year.

    The Welsh regiment was presented with a goat from the royal herd in 1746 and Billy is descended from the same bloodline, said a spokeswoman for Britain's Ministry of Defence, on customary condition of anonymity.

    "He is not a grazing goat and has food flown in from Wales. Billy also has an allowance of two cigarettes a day - both of which he eats," said the spokeswoman.

    Ambassadors from Spain, Sweden, the Netherlands, a United Nations special representative and the head of UN forces in Cyprus all attended the parade in Cyprus, Coates added.
    They should have stuck with the ferrets.
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    • #3
      Well, what do we have here?

      A goat, trying to butt and bugger da Boyz are ye
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      • #4
        That is disturbing.
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        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #5
          Caribbean cooking for this goat, methinks
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #6
            Unbelievable!

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            • #7
              WHAT IN MONKEY BALLS IS GOING ON OVER THERE?
              "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                Unbelievable!
                I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #9
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                  • #10
                    Short sharp dose of army life 1950's style will sort this goat out ! and they can make a tv program of it
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                    • #11
                      "ruined the ceremony"

                      i think having a goat there in the first place would have done that
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MRT144
                        "ruined the ceremony"

                        i think having a goat there in the first place would have done that
                        not by English standards
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                        • #13
                          Does the goat get a military pension after retirement?

                          And why the hell do they keep feeeding cigarettes to the damn thing!?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lazerus
                            Short sharp dose of army life 1950's style will sort this goat out ! and they can make a tv program of it
                            Ah yes, the moaning pensioner technique
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                              Caribbean cooking for this goat, methinks
                              And I thought "jerked goat" was a euphimism for self abuse.
                              He's got the Midas touch.
                              But he touched it too much!
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