29 again? Happy Birthday Provost Harrison

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Hmmm, I haven't mentioned anything about my sex life on here for some times. And you should be able to see why. It's constantly used as a means of having a cheap dig at me by a lot of parties at this site. Pathetic

cause everyone needs to have one thing everyone can make fun of them for. in my case there are many many things. consider yourself lucky.

[Snotty]

Rich doesnt strike me as the kind of guy who would kiss and tell anyway

[Gibsie]

Yeah, it's usually the quiet ones...

[Imran Siddiqui]

Well he's really touchy about it, so chances are they are hitting the mark . Though he should lighten up. Hell, Kuci even jokes about his massive number of bathrooms.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
he should lighten up.

QFT

Easier said than done though.

[Jon Miller]

I can't beleive I haven't posted in this thread

hpbd

Jon Miller
(a virgin)

[Japher]

I can

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
Jon Miller
(a virgin)

Well, there aren't many female smurfs around. I hear the only one is polishing Papa Smurf's knob .

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Well he's really touchy about it, so chances are they are hitting the mark . Though he should lighten up. Hell, Kuci even jokes about his massive number of bathrooms.

I never knew that unwarranted comments about the number of bathrooms you have can have a detrimental effect on one's self esteem.


But seriously, so what if Rich's only **** was a woman that smelt like a walrus's arse after a nasty bout of wet flatulence, and now refuses to admit it, he at least doesn't have to be reminded of his drunken misdemeanor all the time by you lot. Especially not in a birthday thread of good wishes.

[Imran Siddiqui]

[Timexwatch]

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"


Be happy that we made a sex joke instead of a "still living with your parents joke" which could've been much, much more biting.

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Dauphin


I never knew that unwarranted comments about the number of bathrooms you have can have a detrimental effect on one's self esteem.


But seriously, so what if Rich's only **** was a woman that smelt like a walrus's arse after a nasty bout of wet flatulence, and now refuses to admit it, he at least doesn't have to be reminded of his drunken misdemeanor all the time by you lot. Especially not in a birthday thread of good wishes.

Provost did her too? That chick must have moved from New Jersey to England after our brief but flatulant relationship. Huh, one of those girls you don't spend the rest of your life wondering what happened to, and now I know.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Well he's really touchy about it, so chances are they are hitting the mark . Though he should lighten up. Hell, Kuci even jokes about his massive number of bathrooms.

You're a lowlife sack of sh*t, aren't you Imran?

[Gibsie]

Ahh, just get your own back on Imran by making an anonymous tip on his birthday that he's going to blow up the Statue of Liberty

[Provost Harrison]

Perhaps he should come to London and tell me that sh*t. But first, he should take a nice jog through Stockwell tube station