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It's OhWell's birthday!? 
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Dear DanQ (and other individuals; please refer to the latter half of the below text as you deem appropriate, necessary and/or useful),
In commemoration of the anniversary of your inclusion among the open-aired and relatively much more mobile segment of the species that is commonly known as Homo Sapiens Sapiens, I, the undersigned, hereby wish to extend my heartfelt congratulations, thereby not excluding the communication of any such sentiments toward other members of the aforementioned species, who may also have cause to celebrate on this day, be it in remembrance of birth, wedding, parenthood, work-related anniversaries or any other occasion, known at this time of writing or to be discovered at a later point in time.
With kindest regards,
respectfully yours,
and in the hope of your getting acquinted with the contents of this post before this, the 22nd day of June 2006 comes to an end,
Winston
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Dear DanQ (and other individuals; please refer to the latter half of the below text as you deem appropriate, necessary and/or useful),
In commemoration of the anniversary of your inclusion among the open-aired and relatively much more mobile segment of the species that is commonly known as Homo Sapiens Sapiens, I, the undersigned, hereby wish to extend my heartfelt congratulations, thereby not excluding the communication of any such sentiments toward other members of the aforementioned species, who may also have cause to celebrate on this day, be it in remembrance of birth, wedding, parenthood, work-related anniversaries or any other occasion, known at this time of writing or to be discovered at a later point in time.
With kindest regards,
respectfully yours,
and in the hope of your getting acquinted with the contents of this post before this, the 22nd day of June 2006 comes to an end,
Winston
but you got the date wrong! 
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ACK!
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