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  • #1

    Lake Vodka!

    http://www.wbj.pl/?command=article&id=32372



    31st May 2006

    Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into 30% proof vodka

    From Poland A.M.

    Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into vodka. According to specialist analysis, the Bracholinskie lake in Wielkopolska is filled with alcohol.

    The concentration of alcohol in the water amounts to 30% in some places. The phenomenon is a result of a technical problem in the nearby vodka production plant. "Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," stated chemist Robert Wilczynski. The news about the free vodka in the lake spread fast and attracted a number of farmers from nearby villages who arrived at the lake to take as much vodka as they can. Meanwhile local women are in despair and have turned to beg god to help save their husbands from the demon drink. "If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake," laments 76 year old Genowefa Licha. (Fakt, p. 10) E.B.
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.
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  • #2
    Holy crap!
    This is the most devastating man-caused disaster after Chernobyl. Poor Poles.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Serb
      Holy crap!
      This is the most devastating man-caused disaster after Chernobyl. Poor Poles.
      I'm sure that the Aral Sea still has them beat. Or any number of Superfund sites in the US.
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #4
        Actually, Russians build a dam there to save the place and currently Aral sea is recovering pretty fast.

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        • #5


          So when will you apply to moving to Poland, Serb?

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          • #6
            Fortunately for Poland I don't drink vodka.

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            • #7


              Is that legal in Russia?
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                Besides, the best vodka is Russian anyway. Poles use potatoes to make vodka

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


                  Is that legal in Russia?
                  Is that legal in US to don't smoke marijuana?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


                    Is that legal in Russia?
                    He's already living in Siberia, so he has nothing to fear.

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                    • #11
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sir Ralph


                        He's already living in Siberia, so he has nothing to fear.
                        Except winds from Lake Karachay
                        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                        • #13
                          Or Lake Baikal.

                          This just in: Polish tourism just went up.
                          "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                          "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                          2004 Presidential Candidate
                          2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                          • #14
                            Have you ever been to Baikal? I doubt.
                            It's one of the most beautiful places on Earth. I've never seen SO clean water in my life.

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                            • #15
                              I'm moving to wherever that is.

                              Reminds me of that song Pinball Machine:

                              "If oceans were whiskey,
                              And I was a dove,
                              I'd dive into them,
                              And never come up."

                              "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                              "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                              "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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