So I'm reading the latest installment of David Plotz's "Blogging the Bible" project -- which is a great idea that I could and should have thought of first, but anyway -- and Plotz offers this observation while discussing Jehovah's positively Texan penchant for the death penalty:
This isn't the first time I've seen this suggestion; it shows up, with a more seriously scholarly pedigree, in Elaine Pagles' The Gnostic Gospels. So what if Jehovah is just a Middle Eastern Loki: a vain, jealous, petulant attention whore who's trying to cut his fellow dieties out of the God biz by tricking us into thinking they don't matter?
So, how do we know He's the only God? Because He says so? It's like that old Woody Allen joke: "The brain is the most important organ in the body. Of course, it's the brain that tells us that."
And what happens when teh other Gods finally gang up on him?
Or, maybe they have already, which is why he's stuck lording it over a benighted race of losers in an obscure corner of the universe.
That actually makes sense.
Another capital crime is sacrificing to "a god other than the Lord." This reminds me of something I forgot to mention in my Ten Commandments discussion. This law and the first two commandments appear to acknowledge the existence of other gods. In the commandments, for example: "You shall not bow down to them or serve them."
Which raises questions about the nature of their monotheism. Did the Israelites believe Baal & Co. were genuine supernatural beings but were second-raters and charlatans compared with the Lord? Or did they think these other gods were just figments, delusions imagined by the stupid Philistines and Amalekites? To say it another way: Were the Israelites polytheists who believed their God trumped all the others? Or were they monotheists who thought all the other gods were imaginary? Exodus is not clear on this, but as I read it, it sounds like they were polytheists who thought they had picked the top god.
Which raises questions about the nature of their monotheism. Did the Israelites believe Baal & Co. were genuine supernatural beings but were second-raters and charlatans compared with the Lord? Or did they think these other gods were just figments, delusions imagined by the stupid Philistines and Amalekites? To say it another way: Were the Israelites polytheists who believed their God trumped all the others? Or were they monotheists who thought all the other gods were imaginary? Exodus is not clear on this, but as I read it, it sounds like they were polytheists who thought they had picked the top god.
So, how do we know He's the only God? Because He says so? It's like that old Woody Allen joke: "The brain is the most important organ in the body. Of course, it's the brain that tells us that."

And what happens when teh other Gods finally gang up on him?

Or, maybe they have already, which is why he's stuck lording it over a benighted race of losers in an obscure corner of the universe.
That actually makes sense.
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