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    Bananas... This is very interesting.

    After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again -

    Bananas. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
    combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial
    boost of energy.

    Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a
    strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit
    with the world's leading athletes.

    But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also
    help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions,
    making it a must to add to our daily diet.

    Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people
    suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana.
    This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body
    converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and
    generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The
    vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

    Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in
    the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

    Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium
    yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So mu ch so,
    the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to
    make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood
    pressure and stroke.

    Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped
    through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and
    lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the
    potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

    Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore
    normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

    Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana
    milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the
    help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk
    soothes and re-hydrates your system.

    Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you
    suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

    Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood
    sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

    Mosquito bites: Befor e reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the
    affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it
    amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

    Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

    Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria
    found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and
    crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese
    were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to
    avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels
    by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

    Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders
    because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that
    can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also
    neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

    Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit
    that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of exp ectant
    mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

    Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because
    they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

    Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12
    they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help
    the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

    Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat,
    sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we
    are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium
    levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

    Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine,
    "eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by
    strokes by as much as 40%!

    Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off
    a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the
    yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

    So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills . When you compare it
    to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three
    times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals.
    It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.

    So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so
    that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"

    PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR ON-LINE FRIENDS and FAMILY

    PS Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time!

    Have you had yours....
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    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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    • #3
      Oh wait
      Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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      • #4
        Hmm... does this come from a reputable source? (I need to know before dramatically increasing banana consumption )
        "The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
        -Joan Robinson

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        • #5
          from my bother

          Bananapus Rex
          anti steam and proud of it

          CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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          • #6
            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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            • #7
              This should have been a poll.
              What?

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              • #8
                With only one option...
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • #9
                  The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Bananas

                    Originally posted by Platypus Rex
                    Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a
                    strenuous 90-minute workout.
                    Uh....no. Two large bananas contain approximately 240 calories. That's not even close to enough for a "strenuous 90 minute workout".
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #11
                      KH's science pwnage strikes again

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                      • #12
                        Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

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                        • #13
                          Re: Re: Bananas

                          Originally posted by KrazyHorse


                          Uh....no. Two large bananas contain approximately 240 calories. That's not even close to enough for a "strenuous 90 minute workout".
                          It does if strenuous is walking very slowly..

                          JM
                          Jon Miller-
                          I AM.CANADIAN
                          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                          • #14
                            That is a lot to read.. is there anything about Banana's as sex toys?

                            JM
                            Jon Miller-
                            I AM.CANADIAN
                            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                            • #15
                              Summary? Reading all that is rather... strenious. Maybe I ough to eat a banana.
                              I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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